The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

Hmmm...

*pulls out...

20 Medusa's Tears
20 Water
A sword...another sword...another sword...and another sword, and begins polishing the last sword mentioned*

Want a donut?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MEDUSA'S TEARS?!

Put those in a squirtgun, and let the petrification jets of liquid commence, mate!

Any other weapons, or do you have my gear from before equipped as well?

[Rin Kagamine]

MEDUSA'S TEARS?!

Put those in a squirtgun, and let the petrification jets of liquid commence, mate!

Any other weapons, or do you have my gear from before equipped as well?

Actually...the tears restore you from petrification. And...I think I still have that hammer, yes...um...don't think so...What's in here?*opens a box containing a large amount of razor-sharp scissors*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Magnum Opus? Yhea, we're going to need that, it'll buff your stats up to a point where you're a force to be reckoned with...Assuming you're comfortable with the Hammercannon, it might outdo the Pipsqueak as a good weapon...

I have a risky idea involving Nightmare. Nightmare is invulnerable to every attack except form the Star Rod, and I don't think Nightmare appreciates Multidimensional collapse...In other words, all we need is the Star Rod, and we can force Nightmare to our side, and we have someone that Reverankh can't beat. At least, that we expect he can't beat. It's risky, though, and we would be unleashing Nightmare...Who we may have to defeat again.

The Wither Skeleton army will likely leave whatever undead forces Reverankh has be, as the forces of Witherkind attack anything that isn't undead, which includes machines but not zombies or the like. I believe, however, that the forces I have gathered is sufficient enough to keep the majority of the army at bay, if their high levels and their conversion of skeletons to their side keeps up.

...Pokemon! We'll need all the help we can get! Whip out whatever Pokemon you have, quickly!

[Rin Kagamine]

Pokémon! Of course!*digs through bag and tosses a Masterball, releasing a Mewtwo. Throws another Pokéball, releasing an Empoleon*

Hmm...I should have a few more...I can't remember everyone I usually carry...*tosses another, containing a Metagross*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(The Darkrai is relatively important, but the other five Pokemon are references to my primary ASBL team)

*Tosses the random six he had with him. Out pops a Darkrai (The previously mentioned cousin of the deceased Darkrai), a Froslass (who seems relatively calm despite the obviously chaotic situation, almost as if she's scheming), a shiny Slaking (who, albeit definitely not hyper, is far more active than the usual Slaking), a Garchomp (who looks highly pompous), a Lunatone (who nonchalantly floats about), and a Shiny Lucario (which looks heavily psychotic based on her grin of audacity).*

Wait...Scyez. You're not going to go all...Uhh...Uber-OP pwn, right? That's overkill on anything, ya know, and I'll save that for a last resort.

Scyez: Ayeaye, sir! *Salutes*

...DON'T ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT SCYEZ, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

[Rin Kagamine]

All...right....*drops a Pokéball* Huh? This...ball looks familiar...*picks it up* huh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

What is it, RK? What's in the ball?

[Rin Kagamine]

I...am not sure...*opens Pokéball*(in memory of the great...Shiny X'( )
HOLY MILTANK! MY BROTHER'S SHINY FURRET!

Shiny: Jerk >=T

My brother's the jerk.

Shiny: Meh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ah. So...TH is probably packing a team of Pseudo's. Catie, Hajime, your Pokemon party? The more, the merrier!