The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Wither Skeletons charge in at Revenankh, regardless of how weak they are in comparison...Which, considering the majority are LV 8000+, is probably not actually very weak at all.*

...Or, we can just let the Wither Skeletons soften Revenankh up first...Test out his weaknesses and all that...Trust me, I have a plan when that inevitably fails.

[Rin Kagamine]

I don't know 'bout this...but....*starts throwing a bunch of scissors at Revenankh(?)*

Staraptor: *flies higher*

[Sonic20]

Sonic: Err... something's jamming the scanbot. I can't figure out anything about this guy.

*facepalm* Well, let's see-

<Worthless pawns. *slides arms and they knock the wither skeletons away*>

... We're screwed.

Nil: How did this guy get so strong over like, 6 months? Seriously, he sucked the last time we fought him.

[Rin Kagamine]

Nil...that name sounds so familiar...

Staraptor: *clears throat* Ahem....FOCUS!

Right...right...*wraps arms around Star-kun's neck* NYA! WE'RE TO HIGH!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Wither Skeletons continue attacking Revenankh, climbing on top of one another to get at him. Revenankh is now covered in Wither Skeletons*

Being exposed to areas outside of his 'home' forum must have made him a lot stronger...Or it's the corruption. I'm going with both at the same time, because I know beings who took a significant level up...IF I'm thinking this through right, though...Yhea...That would make him the fifth-*stops talking*

...Heh. So easy, actually, now that I think of it. Could have done this solo...Maybe not, though. Might be pre-emptive to do THAT, of all things.

[Sonic20]

Well, to be fair, we did make sure he was going to lose before-

Nil: Yes yes, your playing god act. I'm suprised Alex isn't gasping.

Also, if he's the fifth, then how does that make him easy?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(Warning: Large post ahead. The below is based off of something I thought up of entirely on my own. I do too much imagining. XD *Brick'd*)

The fifth Dark Writ...Revenankh is the 5th Dark Writ...I've dealt with Dark Writs before.

*TNT uses LV. 99 EXPOSITION POWERS*

Dark Writs are made when either A) they are exposed to specific types of objects from two different realms-in the case of the 4 I know, the Celestial and Nether Anvils-or B), they come into contact with Corruption directly. Either way, they must be feeling an incredibly powerful emotion, an incredibly powerful desire...The process of turning them into a Dark Writ involves taking those desires and granting them, but forcing the person to take on a negative aspect of their...Situation. What the desire is born out of. They then take the corruption...And absorb a part of it. 1/8th, exactly. It's a powerful transformation, as you can imagine.

Of course...The few Dark writs at the time...Well, one of them, the third, wanted oblivion, and he wanted to join with the other two to achieve their twisted desires...They merged, creating the True Dark Writ...He looked worse than Revenankh does now. 4 times the world was unraveled from it, but 4 times, the rage of the worlds themselves undid time before they could accomplish their goal...

Then the 4th came about, during the 5th time loop. The 4th was wronged by the 3rd, which brought about his creation. Unlike the other 3 at the time, he was a fighter, a warrior, and a fierce and bloodthirsty one that, comrades beside him, had bested the other 3 in mortal combat in various ways beforehand. The other three...They were regular people until they became Dark Writs. He was also the strongest of the Dark Writs at the time, as you could imagine. He...Refused the 3rd's offer of becoming part of the True Dark Writ...Strongly refused. He abandoned his comrades to attempt to plot their demise independently. They...Brought him back. Bested the corruption's effects on his mind-granted, how he was 'corrupted' made it easier than it should have anyways. They united and stopped the True Dark Writ for real, before it could unravel the fabric of existence and nonexistence for the fifth and final time. Unfortunately, the trauma of it's final attack left everyone amnesiac of it, except the 4th, of course.

The surviving Dark Writ sealed the power within his soul. He came back to his old self for real, but could call upon what he became when he needed to. He rejoined his friends in another place-not in death, of course. That would be lame. He never spoke of the events.

...Now, take a wild guess on who the 4th Dark Writ is, and why I know all that c**p.

Of course, that doesn't have to be necessary. We may just get through this without any of that craziness. That would just be dumb.

[Rin Kagamine]

@_@

I...never seem to get anything he says anymore...

Shiny: *dancing*

Star: What are you doing!?

Shiny: I'm bored. Duh.

*falls asleep*

Star: *rolls eyes*

Shiny: She fell asleep!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Pandora uses the Shiny to wake up RK-by slamming it into her face*

Oi! Pandora, don't hit RK with that jerk! Her face doesn't deserve to have jerk all over it!

*Pandora throws the Shiny away, to the sidelines*

[Rin Kagamine]

Shiny: CURSE YOU AAAAAALL! I'M TIRED OF THIS C***!

*still sleeping* *mumbling in sleep*

Star: What happened? I'm too busy looking down and/or ahead.