The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

*doesn't know what's going on anymore*

Mony: Argh! What have I gotten into!?

Star: I don't know...

Empoleon: I...believe my presence was...requested?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If he is a Dark Writ...Then he is going to turn into that, logically and give us a good challenge. If not, then he is going to horribly bore me with whatever generic one-winged angel he could take. Now then...

*TNT uses Ladder to Hell! Sensing his need to have more life for the upcoming fight, TNT grows a few extra (purely cosmetic) HP bars, which showcase his massive HP gain.*

*HP bars crush the floor and go to another part of the rift, all the way until it hits the core of a planet. It stops growing quite far from TNT's position, signifying the planet is a long way 'below' this area.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Nya...I'm going to bed...nighty...*yawns*

[Sonic20]

Yo, Rin... YOU MIND WAKING UP?!

Sonic: There he is!

*his final form is much darker version of the prophecy destroyer*

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Shadow: ...

Nil: ...

Sonic: ...

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Alright, lets see what this guy's level is-

*scanbot explodes*

NO SCANBOT

HOW COULD YOU YOU MONSTER

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...That's it? Not a Dark Writ after all...Hehehehe. You better impress, or I'll be defeating you quickly, Rev...

[Sonic20]

Revenankh: I am no dark writ.

Nil: Couldn't have guessed after that transformation.

Sonic: Shadow!

Shadow: ?

Sonic: *signal*

Shadow: Ugh, fine. CHAOS-

Sonic: CONTROL!

*they fuse into hyper shadic*

So, how's about we woop some ghost/fighting then have a cup of coffee?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT takes his new (purely cosmetic) and Rev's (purely cosmetic) HP bars, and fuses them into a giant Ax, then forces both of their life forces into empowering it. Rev, ghost or no, is still affected because he has HP. now, both have only one HP Bar left!*

*TNT uses HPBAR-TLE AX MADNESS on Rev!*

*Crashing through any defensive shields due to having the life forces of two insanely powerful beings infused in a weapon, TNT launches brutal slash attack after brutal slash attack on Rev! The combined forces of both of their life forces does considerable damage per hit!*

*TNT dealt 5,151,458,715,645,171,474,258,915,741,057,105,711, 436,256,900,991,589,714 DAMAGE TO REV!!*

*TNT and Rev now only have 1 HP bar remaining, and natch, Rev wishes his had more HP in it than it does now*

[Sonic20]

Revenankh: And that...

is your last mistake. *fires a full-blown corruption blast that's pretty much a guranteed OHKO now*

*Nil used Protect!*

*a forcefield appears and blocks it*

Rev: WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!!!!!!??!?!?!??!!??!

Shadic: Well, shall we finish him?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT expends his Spunk Myrrh! Only his Pep Gold remains!*

...What? Honestly now...I AM a Boss, after all...And what, did you think I didn't upgrade?

*TNT's stats DOUBLE to to expending the Spunk Myrrh early! Now, Corruption is useless against TNT...Not like he didn't already resist it to f*** and back...*

...Oh, but trust me, that DID impress me. Enough for an OHKO blow...Good 'job'. If it even landed, anyways. Now, to see if you can keep that up...Because D**M YOU WILL NEED IT NOW!!

*You damaged the Warp Bracers! The ones that were supposed to contain TNT's powers so he didn't blow up the Rift, remember that part? Of course, he's not in the Rift anymore...So that's irrelevant! Now, they're jammed at 0% blockage, giving TNT all of his power! A Wither appears on his backside, presumably a part of him in some manner, and TNT is enveloped in a withering aura!*

I AM JUSTICE, THE 4TH AND STRONGEST DARK WRIT, THE WRIT OF BLOODLUST!! I AM THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ, RECORDMASTER AND REALITY WARPER!! AND YOU ARE MY FOE!! MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE!!! IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO!!!

Scyez: He gets really yelly when you beat him up a lot! *Still swimming in the corruption, now doing a Magikarp impression*

[Sonic20]

Shadic: Oh my god, we were needed!

Nil: Wait, so who's the first Dark Wit?


Dimentio: *warps out of nowhere* That would be me.