The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(Whoops, mispelled)

99,999,999,999,999,999!? That better just be a shrink of numbers so we could wrap our heads around the damage.

Or you forgot some digits. Like, 13 or so.

Anyways. *Glares at Ra*

Ra:...OH CREATORS NO, NOT THE TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE SCUFFLE!! DON'T BRING THEM HERE!! ANYTHING!! AAAAANYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIING!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THE TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE SCUFFLE!!!!

...I know that sounds ridiculous, but it took out an HP bar off of...DMK. *Ominous lighting flashes in the background, despite impossibility as there is nothing here other than an odd floor and the Corruption*

[Sonic20]

DMK?

Dimentio: Hello?

*the chaos heart is rising and lightning is shooting out*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

DEMONHEAD MOBST-no, NOT HERE! I'm SO not calling THAT thing up by saying the full name!

JUST TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE IT. DMK IS JUST...WRONG.

OK!?!?!

*Scyez gets away from the Chaos Heart and grabs onto TNT*

Scyez: Yougunnauseit?!

Gunna' use it...

[Sonic20]

Dimentio: Hmm? This could be interesting.

Shadic: *begins to collect rings* Oh, I'm not taking any chances!

[Ganyu]

o_________o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Um. Well. Are you just spectating or are you going to actually help for a change?

...Ah, screw it! *Suddenly whips out a massive jar of blue liquid* TIME, FOR THE COMB RAVES!! *Destroys the massive jar, sending the luquid everywhere*

*Impossibly, Bees take the blue liquid away from the scene and somewhere else*

*TECTON HIVE IS COMPLETELY FULL. ALL EIGHT COMB RAVES NOW AVAILABLE.*

Yes...

*SELECT CHARACTER ON LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT TO GIVE HIM/HER/IT THE POWER OF THE COMB RAVE.*

OK, Now...Wait.

*For no explainable reason, the LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT is spinning rapidly. There is no telling WHO will get a Comb Rave. TNT, RK, S2, Ecrivain, MACHOKARP, Thomas Mutton, Dimentio, Shiny the Shiny Furett, and Baby Vegeta are all on the list, in addition to a few strange faces that TNT fails to notice.*

...Who decided it would be funny to spin the Lazy Susan of Endowment?!?! WHO DECIDED THIS?!?!

[Sonic20]

Dimentio: Oh, I can just use loaded die and make it land on whoever you want.

Shadic: How OP are you?

Dimentio: As much as I want.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Scyez: You mean like me?! OOOH, OOOH, OOOH, I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! We should make a club, and play games, and tell spooky stories, and all that fun stuff!

NO YOU DUMBA**! That would just insta-gib you! You can't warp s**t in the Rift without it exploding! And the Lazy Susan's in the Rift, so using Loaded Dice just won't work! We're just going to have to-

Wait...Are those...The 1000 Loaded...Sugar Cube Dice...By chance...?!

Also, can you verify these dates? *Shows Dimentio a list of dates during the events of Super Paper Mario*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio: 20XX. *says actual dates through telepathy*

Shadic: Very descriptive.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

<Telepathically to Dimentio: ...Nope! Impossible! You're not the 1st Dark Writ, or even the origin of the phenomenon. I became a Dark Writ before your transformation by at least a year, temporal flux taken into account, if you really aren't lying. Perhaps the thing you merged into for a brief while, if you weren't just confusing it then...Or Perhaps Luigi? Nah...I DID see that thing there when the True Dark Writ was tearing the whole world asunder...It must have whispered the facts into you while you were merged.>

<Of course, it's characteristic of you to lie...So...Really, there isn't any way to tell, is there?>

OK...I don't want to be dealing with multiple Raves at once, so one at a time!

*Taps the Tecton Hive for the first Comb Rave!*

*The Comb Rave's Jocose Honey falls into DIMENTIO'S suckle receptacle! He can activate his (LV 1) Comb Rave!*

Dimentio! You have the weakest Comb Rave possible, but it's still one heck of a ba****d! FIRE AWAY, WHEN THAT DEFENSE MECHANISM COMES INTO PLAY!