The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggglllllllleeeeeee ffffffffffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggglllllllllleeeee...

*Reads scroll of Body Copy*

COCHEAQUSA AERTARSAH AFBANATA COPIOUS COPEOUS AFETHAQUE BOQUASE AABIHAG AFREXIS QUOQTOF AFEGH!! *Points at Rin with tiny Jirachi finger* Riaxak! Iax! Niaxka! Spacioto! Kagafaxus! Agafax! Gagafax! Agafax! Magafax! Iagafax! Nagafax! Egafaxsu!!!! *Points dramatically at the sky* OKOTO VOCHOI COPIOUS COPEOUS, ARGHAGSTRO!!

*Magical runes surround RK!*

*RK starts vibrating back and forth without any control over her body!*

[Rin Kagamine]

STOP IIIIIT!!! BAKA! BAKA! STOP! BAKA!*disappears*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Irritated at dud scroll.*

*Remembers he somehow got a lot more powerful, to above Scyez's level. Wants Scroll to be real...And...*

*RK suddenly reappears! The vibrating is worse than ever, though! There now seems to be two of RK!*

*...Actually, now there ARE two RK! And somehow, RK is seeming through both of them! At the same time!*

*Somehow this does not confuse RK. The Vibrating has totally stopped. The Other RK is a perfect copy of how RK should appear naturally, free of any potential Anime Girl Plague she could have contracted.*

*TNT is holding the now-useless scroll in front of his face, hoping he doesn't see two exact copies of RK, yet somehow expecting it.*

[Rin Kagamine]

1: What the Hell is this!?

2: WEEEEE!*runs in circles*

1: WHAT DID YOU DO, TAZZ!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Realizing the two RKs are the same as before*...Well...This is odd. I expected you had Anime Girl Plague, so I used the only feasible and practical cure, a Scroll of body swap. You are now in total control of two of you, so it's not really a problem. Still, makes me confused. How are you so...Anime-like?!

...Youdon'tlikethisdoyou? *Hides behind a massive Redwood tree*

[Rin Kagamine]

1: >=T This is basically how I imagine myself in fictional realms. AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!
2: Hey...HEY IT'S ME! Nya! That's so weird! Haha!*hugs the other*
1: Get off of me! I'm not in the mood!
2: Awww...are you mad? It's okay! Everything's fine!
1: No it's not! I'm upset, yes!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Um, Split personality? You should literally be the same person as the other guy. Like, the two of you typically should basically say everything at the same time until you adjust...Granted. A second you! Do you NOT see the applications of this?

No?

...Great, now I feel guilty. Was the scroll a cursed dud? It was a dud until I made it not a dud...*Looks at the useless scroll very hard*...No, not a cursed scroll, should work perfectly...

...Uhh...

...Tsundere? Are you Tsundere?!

[Rin Kagamine]

1: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!? I HAVE NO IDEA! HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT!?
2: =/ Calm down. Jeez...
1: *punches the other*
2: OW OW OW! Meanie! )':
1: Ow...that hurt...your so wimpy...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Umm...You'll get used to it! I seriously swear! You can't do anything you don't want to-think of it as having another limb! She can't say anything you don't want her to! Of course, you'll also feel anything she does...Which typically isn't a problem with someone infected with the plague, as only one of them isn't invincible, so the others can guard the unlucky one.

Of course, you might subconsciously want to have yourself comforted through this very odd situation...Explains a lot if that's the case.

You'll get used to it, in any case. Just think of it as having a highly useful multipurpose limb. You'll have to feed two mouths, of course, but two heads are better than one, even if they're the same head and really just two different bodies telepathically connected...

*As he says most of this, Sita-TNT walks out of the base with a ladder and props it against a wall.*

(Sita is from Sword Girls, which is actually a TGC based off of Anime girls, if you are even remotely curious. Horuma told me that one. :P)

[Rin Kagamine]

1: Whatever...
2: Jeez! Talk slower next time! =T
1: What do you want?
2: *pokes 1* Nyan!
1: Why do you poke people so much?
2: it's fun!
1: *sigh* This is just great...I don't even understand...
1&2: HOW IS THAT ANNOYING BEING ME!?*pointing at each other*