The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1:*trying to push R2 off* Grr...*yanks on R2's tail*
R2&R1: MEOW!!! That hurt!
R2: you're so mean.
R1: Whatever... So what're you making, Tazz-san?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'm upgrading the Galaxy Edge with that Ultra-Rare Ax I found...*Expositing*...Upgrading some scrolls to higher levels...*Expositing*...Putting these together so I can finally get the right armor...*Expositing*...Might as well make some new armor and weapons for my current form...Ugh...*Expositing*...Some stuff is for the interior of this place, I'm expanding it somewhat...*Expositing*...Do you need/want anything upgraded or something new, RK? I'll probably have a lot left over...

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Something...upgraded?
R2: Something new!?
R1: Nah, I don't want to
R2: Be much of a bother.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Suit yourself. I have a load of recipes for a lot of stuff, so once I'm done, you can take a crack at it. Not very hard at all, quite frankly.

*Gets back to it*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: Do ya need any help? I'm kinda getting bored...*throws stuffed Axew at R1*
R1: *catches it* What?
R2: Nothing. *pokes R1*
R1: Please don't touch me.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Actually, now that you mention it...Both of your selves have the same class, but like anything else, variety is a MUST. You could get a lot more mileage when you can do different things, so...*Throws a scroll of random class-change at RK2* You, go read that. Your abilities, skills and other class-specific whatnot of that self will be shuffled to meet the new class...Which is random. As per the name.

*Gets back to Crafting*...I hope this thing comes out-

*Upon the last step of Crafting being completed, Light shoots out of the Crafting Table, completely blinding the area, followed by an angelic choir as an insanely good-looking ax appears and hovers above the Crating Table, with stats that are just plain ridiculous even for a being of that level.*

...What the...It's...It's utterly beautiful!! *Hugs the Ax* Oh, oh my goodness, it is so utterly beautiful...*Rubs the Ax head almost suggestively*...Oh, oh, oh...

*RK decides she wants no part of this whatsoever.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: Read? It's called...INSERT
R1: Oh dear God, please do-
R2: *puts the scroll in her mouth*
R1: *hitting her head with the Axew plush in embarrassment and annoyance*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Removes the scroll from RK2's mouth with Psychic Powers, and actually opens the scroll the whole way. It starts glowing, and RK2 is surrounded by magical runes!*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: *starts crying*
R1: WHY ARE YOU CRYING!?
R2: *stops crying and timidly curls up in a ball*
R1: *is still confused*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

? *With RK2 out of the Scroll's way, the runes vanish and nothing happens*

...OK...Maybe the other self?

*Gives RK1 the Scroll of Class Change instead, while he resumes crafting stuff*