The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: WHAT HAPPENED!?
R2: 1...2, 3...
R3: Ah!? Eh!?
R4: Die. NOW! *slashes at TNT WITH SWORD*
R5: Oh...my...PARDON ME! *runs away*
R6: How many NOW!? I don't even know who I am anymore...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sita-Tazz blocks RK4's attack!*

...Eight. There are eight physical selves of RK...BUT STILL ONLY 1 RK BRAIN THAT SHOULD BE CONTROLLING THEM ALL AT ONCE!!

I didn't intend it that time! I was just making sure there weren't going to be sixteen...blokes instead, or something stupid like that.

...I may have a way to fix it, if you see it as that major of a problem, but it's dangerous and may not work at all. It'll have reprecussions for you and me if we're not lucky.

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: ONE BRAIN!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MADNESS ABOUT!?
R3: P-please don't swear...or yell...
R7: I don't get it anymore...*trips and falls on face*
All of them: OW OW OW...!
R5: This is getting way outta hand...meh...*pulls out a tablet*
R1: ...MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!
R2: @_@

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Um. The reason why I'm so hesitant is because the technique involves using a Scroll of mind-severance, which would disconnect 1 of the selves from feeling the pain of other RKs permanently...Then eating the rest of the selves.

And you literally should NOT be thinking independently! DO YOU KNOW HOW HIVE MINDS WORK?!!?

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: YOU MUST KNOW...

LOGIC DOESN'T APPLY TO ME.

R1: Logic applies to me, though...
R2: WE DON'T NEED LOGIC.*uses sword and kills all of the others*

That kinda hurt...though...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The remaining RKs are in horrible, incomprehensible pain from killing the others!*

*TNT quickly summons two scrolls of Severance and uses them both on the two surviving RKs before they go insane from pain!*

*The RKs's are still linked to each other, but not the dead ones any longer. LOOT shoots out of the corpses-more of RK's stuff, actually.*

...YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ABOUT THE SOLUTION!! Now I have these corpses to attend to...*Drags the corpses out*

Jirachi-Tazz: You are needlessly violent at almost random intervals...This disturbs me.

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: I love killing things! Especially ELEPHANTS!
R1: Those elephants...I hate them...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*An odd noise sounds from outside*

*A voice that sounds incredibly like The Vocaloid Rin Kagamine sounds from outside*

I KNEW IT!!

*The new Rin-Tazz rushes in, using her (still-present) super strength to grab the RKs and shake them* I KNEW YOU WERE CARRIERS OF THAT ANIME GIRL PLAGUE!! I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEW IT!!! Ugh!! *Goes downstairs to retrieve another Body-Copy scroll*

*Prinny-Tazz quickly grabs the last Body-Copy scroll she dropped before*

Jirachi-Tazz: As there is currently no known cure for that...Ehehehe...Let's try to avoid bleeding, shall we? Is there an Ability Scroll for the Hard Arteries ability? No, there isn't...

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Gah! Um...okay...where did I put it...?
R2: Laaaaater!*flies away on the back of Staraptor*
R1: So she's the one with the Pokéballs...

LATER!*flies away on the back of Hopter*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A scroll of Body copy is used! Rin-Tazz is now another self for TNT! That now makes seven selves!*

...Well, that's taken care of.

Rin-Tazz: We didn't find any Scrolls for a Hardened Artery ability, so don't go and start bleeding or people will attempt to kill you to death!

TNT: This also marks the FIFTH time I've been infected with that freaking Plague! FIFTH!! FIVE TIMES!!!!!