The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-19-2014, 06:15 PM

I SAY TO THEE, THIS MUST MEAN CAPTAIN IS-

*DIMENSIONAL MACHINE in the background is making a curious noise. TNT cuts himself short and views what it is.*

*Rushes back out* IMAGEINARPRIFT!!! IMAGEINARPRIIIIIIIFT!!!

**Wander** · 01-20-2014, 02:06 AM

IS THAT GOOD OR BAD

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-20-2014, 02:17 AM

THAT DEPENDS.

YOU SHALL GO FIND ANYONE WHO SAW IMAGE THE 3RD DARK WRIT AND DARK WRIT OF OBLIVION, GET THEM TO BLAB EVERYTHING THEY EVEN REMOTELY BELIEVE ABOUT SAID BEING, THEN COME BACK HERE WITH THE BLABBED INFO.

Also don't engage any Dark Writs, you'll know 'em by ash-gray skin and they WILL kick your a**. Just...Go in there, chat with the sane people that aren't named Nightmare, and report back. Simple, RIGHT?

[...Will I need someone else to do it instead of HI? Ugh.]

At bare minimum, it looks like he isn't aware of where I am. Otherwise he'd have gone in here and started shooting while 90% of us were so horribly under-leveled for such an event, leaving me by my lonesome. Again. I don't want that, Hajime. I'd rather not. It's unpleasant.

Oh, yes. Don't bleed. You'll catch Anime Girl Plague, it only transmits properly through contact with blood, and the RK's are confirmed carriers. Savvy?

**Wander** · 01-20-2014, 02:20 AM

*previously has been nosebleeding because of that one RA ask blog on tumblr*

ALSO WHY DO I GOTTA DO IT ALONE D:

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-20-2014, 02:26 AM

Because, if I came out, Image would be on my a** with everything he could feasibly muster against me. the ba****ds that are Dark Writs all got a PULCHRITUDE stat the size of Jupiter and they KNOW how to use it. No matter which 'self' I took.

...OK, so there's the Self based off of Sita of Sword Girls, who is the Stone Wall to my Glass Cannon and acts as the Green Bro to my Red Bro...*Sita-Tazz Nods in a corner of the room, polishing a powerful-looking katana*...The self based off of Etna is twice the defensive and offensive strength of Sita-me but doesn't have all the fancy Bro powers or any copied gear...*Etna-Tazz waves a hand from outside*...The self based off of Flonne is a Magical and Ranged Savant, but can't do close-quarters...*Flonne-Tazz peaks through a window*...The self based off of a Prinny is defesnively weaker but offesnively equal...*Prinny-Tazz is seen outside hacking down more trees*...There's Jirachi-Me, which came from that f***ing bracelet and seems to be omnipotent...*Jirachi Tazz is sleeping*...And then there's the one based off of the Vocaloid Rin Kagamine, not the user...Deceptively Strong and Sturdy, but definitely faster than either. *Rin-Tazz is admiring artwork on the wall, and gives a small wave*...And there's me. Better not forget any of this...*Writes it down on a very long list*

**Wander** · 01-20-2014, 02:30 AM

*brain is completely dead at this point*

*whispers* you talk a lot.

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-20-2014, 02:38 AM

*All seven selves at the same time, except Jirachi-Tazz*

WE KNOW.

TNT: Just go in there an interview people! For the sake of not horribly getting the ARPers into our struggles (Read: Annoy the c**p out of them), let's just be as quick and non-obstructive as humanely possible (Read: cut to Hajime AFTER gathering the info). Savvy?