The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rin-Tazz is sleeping*

*Whist sleeping, Rin-Tazz grabs onto Hajime's foot*

*Rin-Tazz roles over, and despite her small frame, easily sends Hajime ground-ward*

TNT: That's one use of multiple selves: some can stay awake while others sleep, so one rests AND manages to do productive stuff.

[Wander]

*flails around in an attempt to escape from Rin-Tazz's grasp, or something like that*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rin-Tazz the adorable-but-overly strong starts cuddling Hajime like a teddy bear in her sleep. With bone-crushing force.*

TNT:...I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that.

[Wander]

WHHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!? *somehow continues to flail around*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: D:

*hugs Rin-Tazz and Hajime* :3

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Rin-Tazz: mrrrrrmmm...Sushi...*Nibbles Hajime's nose with enough force to make it bleed*

*Rin-Tazz awakes, spitting up Hajime's blood* EEEEEEWWW!! *Notices Hajime* DID I BITE YOUR NOSE?!!?

Oh my. ooooooooh my.

*The five Anime-Girl Tazzes (Sita, Rin, Etna, Flonne and Prinny) take Hajime downstairs to get a Scroll of Body-Copy before she gets the inevitable Anime Girl Plague and starts going after everyone's brains*

[Wander]

WAIT WHAT

//attempts to roll away, and rolling because why not o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rin-Tazz and Prinny-Tazz re-grab HI and go downstairs!*

*An odd noise is heard*

OK, that's the Anime-Girl Plague kicking in on HI...

...Five bucks says she turns into THAT HI, if you get what I mean.

[Rin Kagamine]

R2&R1: *throw up*

R1: Oh Good God!*throws up more*
R2: *cough cough* I think...I think...ACK! IT TASTES HORRIBLE!*rinses mouth out with water*

[Wander]

WAIT WHAT BUT I'M TOTALLY SUPER ALIVE AND FINE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I DON'T EVEN

WHAT