The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Smash Ball appears*

RT: OOOHOOOHOOOH!!! Smashballsmashball!!

JT: *Randomly rubs its face into RK2s face*

ST: *Laying on a couch*

ET: *Still guarding*

FT: *Looking at an odd machine in the background*

PT: *Continues to lift logs and boulders in the dead of the night*

TNT: *Eats an invading Enderman whole. Somehow.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: *whimpers and backs away*
R1: -_- *also attempting to play games single handedly, but drops the system again*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

JT: *Continues to try to rub its face into RK2s. Literally.*

RT: MIIIIIIIIEEEEENE!! *Broke the smash Ball, uses Final Smash* WHAMMIE!! WHAMMIE!! WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!

[Sonic20]

Uhh... there was three dark writs, right? *transforms back into hedgehog, looking at radar*

You might want to see this.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(I GM the Dark Writs in case they show up. I wasn't kidding when I said this could take 500 pages or so.)

Four, counting me, yes...*Takes the Radar*...*Checks what the Radar is supposed to be looking for*...Hrmmm...*Finds no labels*...So, what's this supposed to be looking for? I'll humor you either way.

*RT pauses the fight*

*The others jump to defensive positions, weapons ready*

...Oh. What do you think of the Cairo Overcoat I got? *Shows off Cairo Overcoat TNT is wearing. It's mostly green, but the area around the cuffs and the buttons is flashing other colors in a way that would not cause seizures* It's pretty cool, huh?

[Ganyu]

See what?

*immediately prepares a Flux spell*

[Sonic20]

Take a look. Severe amounts of energy spiking up and down from three directions.

*equips megabyte arm gauntlet*

If that's them, we're in for one huge fight.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Well, there's Ecrivain. That's one...

*Scyez comes running out of the dark, hugging a Creeper that seems unable to detonate.*

...Two...

*In a voice that could only be described as the single most seductive you've ever heard, sans any magic* Hello?

*Blitzes outside.*

...Oh, really? D**m, and here I thought I could have some fun with some nice boys! Ugh, you ruin my fun. But you're still a big, beefy hunk, Aren't you Justice? *Metals clashing is heard outside*...Yeesh, that's close.

RT: That's Karma. Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. KILL HER! KILL HER TO DEATH!!! Oh, and don't get too close unless you're immune to...Uhh, you'll find out quickly.

[Sonic20]

Seductive? Ha. 100% blushing resistance.

Dmentio's Ghost: And that helps you how?

... Shut up.

Dimentio's Ghost: Oh for gods sakes, just kill her.

Right. *pulls out the staff of infernos and casts flame pillar, causing massive masses of flame to go into cylinders and strike karma from all over*

Dimentio's Ghost: Do do do... *enchants some of the fire, increasing damage and giving it random status effects*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Karma-aaaaaaaaaa...*

...*Goes to the Narrator's office to b**ch slap the narrator.*

*OH! Sorry about that. TNT left the Narrator's office.*

*...Karma took one damage, due to her massive defenseive stats. You are going to need to try MUCH harder. Oh, and you inflict Deprave, but nothing else, and Karma's abilities make that HER benefit and massively buffs her already formidable defensive to quite a size.*

*Oh, yes, Karma herself...Karma was...Err, she looked like the single most beautiful humanoid creature you dared to lay eyes on, or at least going by stereotypical beauty. Oh, and she was also...Uhh...Lacking in actual clothing...Though, black liquid covered up anything...You know...*

*...LOOK, I'M TRYING TO BE SOMEWHAT FAMILY FRIENDLY HERE, OK!?!? THAT IS THE SINGLE LEAST FAMILY-FRIENDLY THING I CAN THINK OF THAT'S NOT VIOLENT!!! HOW COULD ANYONE EXPLAIN THAT?!?!? No offense to anyone.*

Aww, no worries~

OFFEND HER ALL YOU WANT, MATE.

Aww, Justice is getting all worked up over me again~ Heehee! How cute.

STOP BEING 'TURNED ON' BY EVERYTHING!! YOU WOULD HAVE FREAKING *** WITH A FREAKING TREE IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE!!

...Youch, quite the burn...Regardless, Image would want you dead, and running from you is pointless without trying, no? You wouldn't be swayed to me...So...Ugh.

As the first Dark Writ, Karma...Well, I'm more of a LOVER than a fighter, really, but I can dig my nails into this just fine~

*Karma generates a Shield out of Dark Matter...*

*KARMA (LV. 8500 CHALLENGES THE PXR CREW!!*