The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sonic20]

<WE ARE IN DEEP->

*telepathy link broken*

Well that's two against an infinite crowd. Think we can take them?

Dimentio's Ghost: Surely they can't be that bad.

*a legion of billions of nobodies in all forms are spawning around*

They ARE that bad. I think I see more than 100 twilight thorns.

Dimentio's Ghost: My my, subspace was a good place to ambush us.

Well, let's just focus on surviving until the others hopefully get here... Or the dark writs notice how insanely screwed we are, and take advantage of this opertunity.

I especially hope if one comes it's not Karma.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

RT: RIN KAGAMIRE!!! I...UHH, YOU WILL REEEEAAAAAALLLLY WANT TO SEE IT!!! YOU REALLY WILL WANT TOOOO!! *Continues pounding at the door*

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*TNT opts to clean the area more theroughly, as he realizes that teleporting to the 1920s in a mini-CAIRO OVERCOAT is probably going to make everyone and their mothers think he's some kind of RETRO FELT AGENT, or worse. To do it quickly, TNT uses a light wind spell!*

*The dust is mostly removed from the surfaces and blown out of the room. It is now apparent that there is, or rather was, an entire wall absolutely covered in a half-inch of dust, and the cleaning revealed it to have a door, as well as a poster. Your worst suspicions are now confirmed: MOBSTER KINGPIN is in the photo, in his fearsome 1920's suit, and is likely the force behind this particular SPEAKEASY. A door is situated directly to the LEFT of the revealed poster.*

<And now S2's gone...Great. I might as well wait for RK.>

*TNT's hyperactive imagination boils up some kind of odd (if direct) relationship between RK and MK. Of course, it is his hyperactive imagination, making it a hard-to-believe theory despite the evidence, and if it was turned out to be correct, this Narrator will pay fifty dollars to his 'GENRE SAVVY' assistant.*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: *casts a massive fire pillar, going through 1000, but more take their place*

We're gonna need backup. *pulls out spiral communicator*

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Game-Time: *spiral communicator rings* ...! Ah, he's calling me now? Better find out what kind of trouble he's in. Rhendon! Where's the portal?

--- MEANWHILE AGAIN :P ---

*bounces across nobodies, spraying grenades all over blowing them to pieces as I go*

How many are there?!

Dimentio's Ghost: Obviously enough. Besides, we haven't seen the worst of it. I'm sensing darkness gathering around... Wait what?! You?!

Huh? *fires a light shot through a crowd of soldiers*

Dimentio's Ghost: It's... a mass of shadow.

[Ganyu]

*casts Flux in 12 directions, like a clock's face*

*v*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RT is probably going to bring RK's door down at the rate she's pounding it. Grooves are in the door from how much she's done it.* RKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRK!!! IT'S REEAAALLLLY IMPORTANT!! YOU'VE GOTTA SEE!! YOU'VE GOTTA SEE!!

...RKRKRKRK!!! I'M GOING TO SING IF YOU DON'T COME OUT, AND IT'LL BE REALLY REALLLLY BAD ON PURPOSE!! RKRKRKRKRKRKRKRK!!!

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*TNT decides to kill off a few random Dust Bunnies that were close to the Speakeasy's position. Waiting is boring, so he ought to kill time doing something productive. S2 isn't responding for whatever reason, which is worrisome, but S2 can handle himself in any situation, sans a Dark Writ, and Dark Writs aren't going to come to him. That's just insane. The Dark Writs are trying to hide while they prepare their scheme. Wouldn't come out unless they were stalked.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1:WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON!?
R2: I dunno...*Puts an orange slice in mouth and continues to play*
IE OW IN!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Rin-Tazz: RK!!! OPEN YOUR DOOR OR I WILL EAT IT!!! AND IF YOU'RE NOT IN HERE, FIND ME!!! I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SHOW YOU!!! REEEEAAAAALLLY IMPORTANT!!

*To answer your question, RK: Concern yourself with Rin-Tazz for now, as she might actually attempt to eat the door, and considering she ate a freaking cow whole before, it's likely to be an overwhelming success. What S2 and FE are doing is currently not yours to affect, and what TNT is doing is waiting for you and Rin-Tazz to arrive. You may thank the Narrator for the tip later. Now get going, what TNT has discovered really does concern you...If only because it's kind of part of your house.*

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*TNT checks the group status sheet. S2 is burning Mana and Energy like a fireplace, but his vitals are 100%. Good sign.*

*TNT checks his own specific sheet, and remembers he hasn't actually gotten his Class-Up yet. Silly him. He's lucky that he hasn't gotten into any major battle (aside from Karma, and that ended before anything bad could happen). He scrolls through his options for all seven of himself, starting with, of course, the original vanilla self.*

*TNT: RECORDMASTER --> SUMMONER. TNT CLASS UP! TNT is now LV. 4921 (From beating Rev before). TNT has obtained a c**pload of new techniques, and improvements to his general stats (particularly those relating to magic) are high. His Growth Rates have also increased. This class is known for being like Magikarp: it is VERY weak at the beginning, but once the Summoner is past a certain threshold, the Summoner becomes basically unstoppable. TNT has passed that threshold.*

*TNT suddenly hopes that S2 classed-up at some point, otherwise he won't be able to level up. Sadly, he can't see levels through this sheet, only Health, Mana and Energy signs.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Grr...fine...*opens door* Now calm down and tell me, or I'm getting Scorch over here
R2: SCORCH!? He'd kick your a** before you could even ask a favor.
R1: YO! Shut up and play around with that purple dragon, who is currently charging off of a cliff, Baka, so that I can talk without interruption!
R2: *turns to look at screen* GAHBLAHPLAHHAFALUHASHASHA!!!*starts playing again*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rin-Tazz just grabs RK1 and rushes downstairs to B9, blowing through several other doors and killing a few DUST BUNNIES, and entering the HIDDEN SPEAKEASY within 10 seconds*

TNT:...Sorry about the rudeness in dragging you here, Miss RK...But...Well, I found this place underneath your house. A speakeasy for illicit activities in the prohibition era, and I think you know what kind of illicit activities I'm talking about. *gesturing to behind the Bar counter, to the Alcohol.*

I felt it unfit to leave you in the dark, if you weren't already aware, and considering the location of this place, well, it might contain...Family history that you may have been unaware about. Or not. This place was a lot dustier when I found it. Either way, I would like to investigate this area with you.

...Oh. Do you know who he is, by any chance? *Pointing to the unlabeled poster of the SPEAKEASY's owner that was recently revealed via cleaning.* He was likely the owner of this place.

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Uhhh...what?

Munchy: *walks in* What's the big fuss?

R1: Uhhh...

R2: (still in front of the TV) YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL, HUH!? TAKE THOSE SHADES OFF AND LOOK ME IN THE EYES! AND ENOUGH OF THOSE DEATH GESTURES! YOU LOOK LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD!