The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TNT, to RK1:...Do you know who he is, RK? *Points at the poster of the SPEAKEASY OWNER again, which is definitely a human and not whatever Munchy is*

RT, to Munchy:...How do you even KNOW about this place?! *Making arm gestures to the HIDDEN SPEAKEASY in general* It was behind several steel seals until I came along! There weren't any doors! And the way was in a pretty much labyrinthine maze!

[Rin Kagamine]

Munchy: Uh...*pulls out a tracking device of some sort* I found you...?

R1: *shakes head* No. No I don't.

Munchy: ...I know you're there...come out, please.

R2: *peeks around the corner with an orange flavored sucker in hand* Daaaaw you're no fun!
R1: *takes sucker and puts it in mouth*
R2: *takes sucker back* MINE!
Munchy: By the way...Do you mind talking to Scorch for me?
R2: Sure! *runs to get Scorch*

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R1: Ow ow ow ow...that's my arm that's my aaaarm!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Narrator gestures to his assistant for 50 bucks, but the Assisstant says to wait, because RK might not know of the relationship.*

TNT:...OK...That guy up there is known as the MOBSTER KINGPIN. Yes, that is what they call him, though his initials to his real name are MK. He's been dead since the prohibition era, killed by the three great sleuths-but until then, he basically oversaw every criminal operation, from drugs to illicit beer, on the freaking continent. Yes. Continent. Called the god of Crime by some, mainly due to his...Inexplicable invincibility. Only through exploitation of his three few weaknesses could he ever be harmed beaten-Diabetes, Emotions, and the righteous fires of Charisma. Literally, charismatic fire. It was a freaking miracle that thing could be killed even then, he was worse than Nightmare in terms of how powerful he is physically. A lot of people believe he was a REAL god, for the record...Not a stretch, considering what he did when the 3 Sleuths started to hunt him down after imprisoning them in an office building...*Shudders*

As the initials to his REAL name are MK, this is likely owned by him, this is part of your house, and you do seem to have...Those kinds of powers...Well. It is possible that there is a relation between him and you that you don't know about-highly unlikely, though, but it would explain this whole area...And then some...*Shudders somewhat. Perhaps the kind of powers such a relation would imply scare him?*...But it's highly unlikely, of course. All tropes aside, MK never had confirmed relatives, a confirmed wife, or confirmed children before he was murdered...That anyone knows of, anyways.

Or, in short...We may or may not dig up family history while we're back here, and it might be stuff that you'd rather leave buried. Kingpin was NOT a good man.

*The Narrator will make a disclaimer-all family ties here are fictional. It is highly unlikely to mimic real-life stuff. If it DOES by some freaking weird coincidence, then it's just that-coincidence. So, with that out of the way...*

TNT:...Well, let's explore...*Gesturing to the door*

[Sonic20]

*Class-up? Oh, he did that like 4 times already from this XP. Here's what he's got so far:

Speedster > Changer > Dream Demon > Saiyan Warrior > Hunter In-Training > Megac Rookie > Dimension Controller (NEW!)*

Awesome! Got the power of dimentio!

Dimentio's Ghost: What, there's a class based off of me?

Of course. Anyways, we should be attacking. *swaps into stardust slicers, and proceeds to cut the nobodies to shreds*

Woohoo- Oh my god.



Is that a nobody dragon?

Dimentio's Ghost: Three of them, to be exact.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Odd and exotic choices, eh? Well, that's fine.*

**...Yeeeeesh, you were SERIOUSLY under-leveled when you fought Rev AND Karma. Just thought I'd let you know...But you're s**ting lucky to have done damage, like, at all. Also, just keeping to base classes may not be the wisest of ideas....Best stick with a tree for a small while, THEN switch over.**

**The narrator is now attempting to knock me out with a Crowbar, so...Let's get back to it.**

*Opens the door beyond. Inside is only a Dimensional window, plugged into a small generator next to the wall in this narrow, closet-like space. The Dimensional window is off: The generator isn't running.*

*TNT uses a small electricity attack to charge the generator!*

*The generator is up and running! The window flickers to life! The battery power of the generator is at 100%, and depletes at a rate of .00001% per Hour. A highly efficient generator. Beyond the Window is a Warehouse of some kind.*

...Do you want to go with me, RK? I think its best you do...Though, it might not be unoccupied. Prepare for combat, RK, just in case.

[Sonic20]

One of the dragons is diving at us!

Dimentio's Ghost: Here we go!

*battle animation intro*

Nobody Dragon 1 Challenges Party!

Sonic20 used Speedster Passive Ability Speed Demon! Sonic can move twice in one turn!

Sonic20 casted Shield! Blocks appeared, blocking the foe's attacks for one turn!

Sonic20 used Burst Limit! Sonic charged up mass energy, and unleashed it, giving him Burst Limit for 5 turns.

Dimentio's Ghost casted Magical Illusions! 4 clones of Dimentio's Ghost and Sonic20 appeared!

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Alright...that was a very nice story...and I'll go with you in just a bi- OWWWWW OW OW!!!

R2: *falls from the ceiling onto R1*

Both: OWWWWWWW!!!!

R2: Why so much pain?
R1: I hate that chicken...

Scorch: I HEARD THAT!

R1: Get your butt down here and make yourself useful!

Munchy: O_O
I'm sorry I asked....*runs away*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*NOBODY DRAGON USED zERO hEART rOAR.*

*A PIERCING scream unleashed itself from the Nobody Dragon! The deathly energy of ANTIMATTER came through the scream!*

*The block FAILED! S2 and DG were successfully hit! Clones dissipate!*

*It is HIGHLY unlikely that a Nobody Dragon could learn zERO hEART rOAR on its own. Naturally someone was behind this particular batch of baddies...And trained them better than the standard issue.*

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*An alarm sounded!*

*A SURLY THUG (LV. 9010) in the window takes notice of your shenanigans! He whips out a TRUDGEON OF THUGERY (LV. 900) with several buddies in tow, leaps out of the window, and...*

*CHALLENGE THE INTRUDERS TO LETHAL COMBAT!!!*

*Iron bars appear behind the door, and a force field seals the hole in the ceiling shut! No chance to ABSCOND! RT, TNT, and the RKs MUST FIGHT!!*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: What's going on? All I can see is the floor...
R2: I'm going to get up now...*gets off and limps over to lean against a wall* Okay...*pulls out a sword*
R1: I wonder if there's a song about orange juice...
R2: Are you okay?
R1: No! Does it LOOK like I want to play!?
R2: Oh gee!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Narrator's assistant quickly picked up the two RKs so they could quickly realize their situation, then quickly headed back to the Narration area.*

*STRIFE START*

*RT used GREAT BATTLEAX CLEAVE*

*3 of the surly thugs realized what would happen when you give a superstrong girl who is halfway between living and robot a super-sized axe THE HARD WAY.*

*DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! ONE-HIT KILL FOR ALL TARGETS!!*

*TNT used NOBODY DRAGON THRALL!*

*A NOBODY DRAGON (with the number 3 slapped on its back) appeared to serve TNT!*

*NOBODY DRAGON used zERO hEART rOAR!!*

*A PIERCING scream unleashed itself from the Nobody Dragon! The deathly energy of ANTIMATTER came through the scream!*

*TOTAL DAMAGE TO ALL OPPOSITION: @$@%^%@^@^&#%$!#@!! All foes have been SLAIN!

*-Insert appropriate description of EXP and regular loot here-*

...Well that was easy. But I doubt it'll just be a six-pack next. Thugs like zerg rushing, if you get what i mean by that...

*Teleports his other selves into the room*

...It looks like whatever is behind that mirror is causing us to be locked out. No way back until we fix it...Let's go in. *All seven Tazzes Enters the Mirror*

*The nobody Dragon randomly turns into a small ball of light which follows TNT*