The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Suicune's Fire]

Max: Thank you. That's my life in a nutshell.

YOU SOUND LIKE MY KIND OF FRIEND!

Judging by the amount of caps lock involved in Tazz's post, I'd say that it's normal I'm not following him. XD ALSO LOL TAZZ I SAW YOUR AVATAR ROLEPLAY POSTS WITH YOUR AVATAR. It's amusing. THE MANLINESS.

[Rin Kagamine]

Bob: Kill Thugs. Easy to follow...I'm not sure...*STARTS ATTACKING WITH SWORD*
Max: ...Uh...oh foo...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*THE ESPURR GAZE KILLS ALL THE THUGS BEFORE ANYONE COULD DO S**T. This is incredibly ridiculous, and yet still f***ing awesome.*

...WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.

ADMIRATION OF MACHOKARP'S MANLINESS VIA AN IMAGE OF A STARING ESPURR HAS SOMEHOW DESTROYED ALL THE AGRESSING THUGS.

...We move upwards. *Party proceeds up the stairs*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: Oh wait, we've been ninja'd.

... Yeah, okay.

[Ganyu]

Fantome points an index finger at the monster, as though its hand was a gun.

"Bang," it whispered, with a crooked smile.

The Mobster Kingpin had its limbs dismembered.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*YOUR ACTION IS IMPOSSIBLE!! MOBSTER KINGPIN is NOT IN SIGHT RANGE!*

...*The PxR party has gone up a flight of stairs into a room. It's kind of like an office, complete with a desk. A Dollhouse and jacuuzi, minaturized, inexplicably are on a small drawer to your lefts. There is a safe behind the desk. MOBSTER KINGPIN stands in front of it, in the center of the room, with 4 HIRED MUSCLEs at his flanks.*

MK: Didn't take long, I suppose? Of course it didn't. Thugs were low-class, see? But I already told 'ya that.

MK: You've got a host now, in the God of Crime himself. I got...Promoted, so to speak. Took a climb on the criminal ladder.

TNT: What the f**k?!

MK: But that aside...You're thorns in my side. I'll crush you good.

*MOBSTER KINGPIN CHALLENGES THE PXR PARTY!!*

*MK does pre-emptive action! He activates the SMT3 COMBAT SYSTEM.*

*You and MK are given 5 action points! The super-effectiveness or ineffectiveness of your attacks shall determine how far those 5 points will go for you, as when they are expended, you must end turn!*

TNT: OK...This is easy! MK has a few weaknesses, but we have to exploit those. S2 gets an extra action point of his own...But don't do anything stupid with them! Any basic action costs 1 action point if super or ineffective type matchups don't screw with it...But really, we all know MK's weaknesses, right? I've already said what his weakness was a few pages ago!

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: *pulls out clipboard* Oh yes, they were-

WHAT WERE THEY AGAIN?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Uses LV. 99 Weakness Check powers on MK!*

*A small orb envelops MK as it flashes 3 things: First, candy. Second, Emotions. And lastly, some kind of green fire. TNT wordlessly points to the three images.*

*Then, suddenly, TNT facepalms as the three flashes materialize and fall upon MK as part of the action itself. The Candy and Heart (which represented emotions) are harmless, but the Green Fire ignores his invulnerability to deal minor damage. Sadly, the Candy and the Heart expend all five Action points*

F**k! OK, well, not the worst, we haven't screwed ourselves over, we couldn't have defeated him in 1 round anyways! Now, let's-

*MK uses GRAND MEGATON PUNCH!*

*MK charges energy into his MEGATON BRASS KNUCKLES (Which were finally fixed in the recent patch to flash between a MEGATON KEY and regular BRASS KNUCKLES), then unleashes it in an insane explosion which hits the whole field!*

*Rin-Tazz auto parries the blow with a flash step!*

*DG and FE, being nonphysical entities, have the physical parts of the attack fail utterly, but are still damaged to half of their HP by the brutal energies in the attack.*

*RK1/Max, for inexplicable reasons the Narrator is looking into right now, took the attack but utterly no damage whatsoever!*

*The Nobody Dragon TNT had summoned had also successfully Auto-Parried by flying above the attack's blast radius*

*Everyone else died. Their bloody corpses are now primarily what consist of your side. That's over half your side, and 3/4ths of it were TNT. Rin-Tazz and RK1/Max feel an immense pain for the death of their alternate selves, but as they quickly respawn else-ware, this becomes a non-issue relatively quickly.*

RT:...HOLY S**T, we're not wasting our actions again trying anything stupid. Let's...Take this in a calm and calculated manner.

*On the bad guys side, the HIRED MUSCLE also perished in the blast. MK, being the user of the attack and invulnerable to harm anyways, is unharmed. The attack left MK tired, so he must skip his next action phase.*

*RT's Corpse Eater ability activates! How she got this ability is probably from eating all those corpses earlier, but now she just eats all of the corpses! As she's full on HP and SP, this has utterly no effect other than to finally sate her hunger. She feels a little odd for what could be auto-cannibalism and other reasons that have yet to be explained, but otherwise, she's OK. It does not consume action points.*

RT:...OK...We need candy weapons and Romance Novels, stat...

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*Everyone that died in-battle respawns back at the ground floor of RK's house, the closest respawn point.*

...Whoa...OK, I still have all the loot...Somehow...

...That was a hideously painful way of getting out of there.

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: *facepalm* For god's sakes. *uses teleport and summons respawned sonic20*

WOOOOAAAAH- *falls back into battle*

Dimentio's Ghost: Now, do us a favor, and stop dying.

How did I die from that?

Dimentio's Ghost: ... Meatbag.

Whatever. Just use those other 4 points.

Dimentio's Ghost: Right. *forms a gigantic shield made out of the hardest rock in any universe, expending all 4 of the action points but defending everyone for one turn so they can prepare to unleash weakness fest on MK*

[Rin Kagamine]

Max: *throws up*

D****t! D****t! D****t!