The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: *still trying to understand what Tazz is saying*
R2: *equips the MEGATON BRASS KNUCKLES* Happy, Tazzy-wazzy?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The two RK's start vibrating! Again! This time, they're vibrating into each other, instead of vibrating away, which implies they might be merging together! They're glowing a glow quite reminiscent of MK's glow of PURE VIM. Oh my. This is startling. Probably volatile too.*

OH F***!!!! EVERYONE OUT OF THE BUILDING! *Takes the L00T horde out of the building and a considerable distance away from it, dragging the whole party with him/her/it, except the RKs, who are currently unable to move in any manner except into each other.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: O_O
R2: WAAAAAAHT DA FLIIIIIIIIIP!!!!???

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You two are definitely merging together in some volatile fashion! An undoing of the Body-Copy scroll from earlier, it seems...Oh, it's done now.*

*The whole house explodes as a pulse of PURE VIM shoots forth from you as the very center. The floor gives way, though you're still where you were-you're floating now. Total, utter destruction. You are glowing some odd red color, and for some reason...Some inexplicable reason...*

*...You feel AWWWEEEESSSSSOOOOOOOOME! The kind of awesome that makes you want to annihilate a mountain range, and the kind of awesome that makes you somehow succeed at that crazy-a** endeavor. It's the kind of awesome that separates the normal people from the kind of people who do literally everything. You feel like you could do almost anything, as long as you set your mind to it.You feel physically indomitable-you could probably stop a train by breathing on it. You feel...No, you d**m well ARE invincible. Almost, anyways. You are utterly and totally bada**. Oh, you also seem to know a lot of stuff that you don't really recall learning anywhere.*

*RK has, first and foremost, DOUBLED her stats by combining her two selves back into one. That's the least of it, though: she has also climbed the entire brawler class tree and any feasible classes that comes after it, and has obviously learned every trick those classes have to offer. RK gains an even more massive amount of stat points in the process, as she'd had to in order to get all those classes and skills...And as the Brawler class has at least 10 or so classes beyond it devoted to several additional methods of laying down the pain with your body, you naturally surpass your other teammates through sheer stat. You could easily repair your house in a heartbeat, through the kind of powers you just realized you had the whole time and never really understood until that moment. Including that flying you were doing. And the reality-warping from earlier. Especially that.*

*The MEGATON BRASS KNUCKLES are done with altering your body in incredible manners. Thank goodness for that. They are now a more conventional weapaon, will not do this to anyone else, and albeit they are bound to you, it does not prevent you from unequipping them. Granted, that won't change your current situation in any way whatsoever.*

TNT:...WHAT THE F*** JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!?!

[Rin Kagamine]

I DON'T FLIPPING GIVE A FLYING C**P~! *glomps TNT* :D

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Dies from the force of the Glomp almost instantly, turning into red paste that spreads out in front of RK with alarming distance.*

*Respawns near the broken house*

TNT:...PLEASEBEMOREGENTLE.

*The rest of his selves back up a step, save Jirachi-Tazz.*

JT:...It appears as if you are somehow a divinity, and the Megaton Brass Knuckles somehow awoke your full potential as a divine being. It's likely that you're nigh-invulnerable as MK was, and probably limitlessly strong-like, able to punch out a planet strong. It should also take all of a thought to repair the flaming wreckage that is your house...This explains everything. If it wasn't for the Narrator proving otherwise, I'd think you were related to MK, what with the similarities and all that, but nope. Pure coincidence, by some miraculous chance.

...I would be far more cautious with Glomping in the future, in any case. You freaking gibbed me...

[Rin Kagamine]

Meh. *throws the "Megaton Brass Knuckles" away* This really isn't my thing.

AND THERE IS NO LOGIC IN GLOMPING CANCER, BAKA. *rolls eyes and sits down to enjoy a refreshing bottle of oj*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The MEGATON BRASS KNUCKLE'S previous effect on you, as previously mentioned, doesn't go away. It's already made the alterations to you. They are no more than a useful and fairly strong weapon to you now. You might as well keep it*

JT: I do not think your powers are tied to the Megaton Brass Knuckles, they were always inert within your very soul. The MBK merely served to...Release them from within. Awaken, so to speak. They've served this purpose and cannot do it twice. In any case, the rest of us can't use it. Might as well keep it somewhere safe for you...*Teleports the Brass Knuckles somewhere else*

...So. Your house is a flaming wreck...Do you want to go back to the base?

[Rin Kagamine]

-_-
Screw life. *pulls out the altered Pipsqueak and holds it above her head*
Here goes...*the altered Pipsqueak comes down onto head*

[Sonic20]

TNT: Soooo...What's with your Rocket Katanas that make them so special?

Sonic20: You kidding? I'm just gonna go all Dave strider and say

what is not positively ____ing amazing about rocket katanas

Also, if we're using strike specibus, doesn't that mean were supposed to be using catchaphologe cards?

DG: It's captchalogue.