The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

Momo: What's going on?
Justin: Don't worry about them
Jolt: *chasing RK*

MY SIDES ARE SORE! Please....*pants and leans against tree*

Jolt: Ha!*bites RK's tail*

YEOWCH! Get off!

Leafy: *looking at TNT's loot*
Flare: It's L00T, not loot.
Eve: What about loot?
Flare: L00T!
Leafy&Eve: L00T?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YES!! L00T!!

And I've finally discovered what some of it is. Let's get on to this stuff first...*Points to a small grid, 12-by-12, with buttons in every square of the grid: Different symbols in different languages are around the top and right of the device.*...Anyone here know about Homestuck?

[Rin Kagamine]

Homestuck...yes, Homestuck...I don't know Homestuck.../shot*walks over to Tazz with Jolt still biting on tail*

Jolt: *mumbles something about chicken*
Flare: ...
Leafy: -_-'

Get off...Jolt...

Jolt: *lets go*

*grabs Jolt and holds him up by the ears* As you were saying, Tazz?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

In Homestuck-to spoil as little as feasibly possible-there are twelve types of normal classes and twelve types of aspects. The aspects are Time, Space, Void, Light, Mind, Heart, Rage, Hope, Doom, Life, Blood and Breath, from left to right. The classes are Rouge, Thief, Heir, Maid, Page, Knight, Seer, Mage, Sylph, Witch, Bard and Prince, from the bottom-up. It stands to reason that Maid and Witch are gender exclusive for females, and I know for a fact that Bard and Prince are strictly for males. I think that Sylph is also strictly for females and Page is strictly for males. Not sure on those two. The rest are available to all of us, some are gender-biased but that doesn't really matter in this case. There's also a Muse class and a Lord class, which are gender-exclusive for females and males respectively, but they're not too important to us.

Anyways, barring those classes that can't be picked due to gender restrictions...Or the Muse or Lord classes...This device will allow exactly three beings to take on the associated class and powers that go with the selected class and poewr. Mercifully, we don't need any...Outfits. Mercifully. Nor will this cause any Homestuck-like shenanigans, this is just a straight-power up with no particular duties associated with it. No Sburb for us!

I can explain further if you need to.

[Rin Kagamine]

Haha...poewr...

Jolt: *continues chewing on RK's tail*

GET OFFA ME!

Flare: *burns Jolt*
Jolt: Yikes! OK OK OK. *lets go*

I have bite marks on my tail...

[The-Hydra]

Bah. Eeveelutions. So overrated. I like my "Polilutions" better.

Poliwrath: I swear if those Eevees don't shaddup I'll drop kick them all in the mouth
Politoed: TOOOOOEEEED

[Rin Kagamine]

All Eevee: Yikes!*they all run away*

Oh...thank you!*rubbing tail* That d**n Jolteon...why did I use the Thunderstone?

[The-Hydra]

Because it's right there in plain sight X and Y on the route you find Eevee. They did that on purpose.

Politoed: TOOOOOOEEEEEED

[Rin Kagamine]

I don't have X or Y, or a 3DS. I only own a blue DSLite with the R button not working, the left speaker not working, and occasional freeze-ups and misread cartridges.

[The-Hydra]

I have 2 Gameboys, A Gameboy pocket, A Gameboy color, 2 Gameboy advances, A Gameboy advance SP, An original DS, A broken A-button DS lite, A fine but reaallly worn DS lite, A DSI XL Aaaaand a 3DS. I like Gameboys.