The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Caite-chan]

*Kicks Tazz really hard to see how far he'll fly*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Kicked around the circumference of this universe, onto Catie's head.*

...PLEASE NOT NOW!! *Resumes murdering of bad guys*

[The-Hydra]

*Kicks self to see how far he will go*

*Goes 2 feet*

*Thud*

[Rin Kagamine]

*falls from the very top of the tree, hitting the other branches on the way down* Ow ow ow ow ow fudge fudge ow ow...

*grabs a limb and slips off onto the ground, landing on feet* OWWWWW!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Bad guy uproots a tree and starts smashing RK with it*

[Caite-chan]

*Watches everyone be weird*

[Rin Kagamine]

*Bad guy uproots a tree and starts smashing RK with it*

RIN KAGAMINE'S HEALTH BAR HAS REACHED 0
RIN KAGAMINE FAINTED AND IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!
RIN KAGAMINE DROPPED THE FLAMINGO(+2)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Bad guy continues smashing RK, presumably until she dies.*

*ST feeds RK a 1-up Mushroom after killing the bad guy and pulling her away*

ST: This is getting utterly ridiculous! How many of them ARE there!?

TNT: It could be time to...No, I have too many selves for that to work properly...Ugh!

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*DT is trying a clever escape strategy-which she'll need, as The Black's tactics in annihilating her are clearly starting to get closer and closer to actually succeeding with every attack.*

*The Black wonders how long he can actually keep this up. DT has unlimited energy reserves due to her nature, not him-even in the Void, he's limited in what he can do. DT is unaware of this possibility.*

The Black: Hrm...I think I have it! This ought to do it!

*The Black starts manipulating the void again, this time in a pattern such that DT cannot actually escape-she's doomed unless her plan works.*

*Unsuprisingly, her plan to make a dimensional hole works flawlessly, as per the fictional law of plot armor, and she escapes completely. The hole is destroyed by the void.*

The Black: .........Well.........That was clever........I need a breather after all of that. So...Tiring. I guess I can let her wander around...For now...

...But if she thinks I can't kill her off just because I'm not around all this Void...Well. Time to be my lazy self and observe the events from afar.

[Rin Kagamine]

*stands up and rubs eyes* *trips over a rock*

Weee...*rolls around*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Another bad guy, like before, is ruthlessly attempting to crush RK with the previously mentioned tree. Due largely to ignorance and relative calm, RK takes zero damage, as her EMOTIONS gauge is rock-bottom.*

TNT and ST at the same time: RK...Would you mind, erm...Hurling your hammer down full-force at the ground? I have an idea, and I need you to do it. Don't ask questions, just do it! FULL FORCE!! *TNT narrowly dodges another attack from Terlock, whist ST fights off a sword-wielding monster twice her size*

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*DT arrives back at the base, with the rest of the selves, after some ridiculous adventure that is likely to never be referenced in past or future conversation, yet is 5000000 times as outlandish, important and grand as the most outlandish, important and grand adventure you could think of.*

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*The Helmsman, after several minutes of waiting in a semi-panicked state, is called to return to the debriefing room. His steps are nervous as he re-enters the room, hoping for a sign he was not to die. On the podium in the room itself, for teleporting things in and out is a note reading as follows:*

*"You are spared the fate of your inferiors, and will remain on-crew. Go to room 909 for combat training-your next assignment will NOT be reconnaissance. You will be briefed on it tomorrow. -Zant."*

*The Helmsman breathes a sigh of relief, though is still worried that he's now taking a new role in the organization-as a soldier instead of a recon man, but it was better than nothing. At least he knows how to use a weapon, and a high-level Psionic like himself, regardless of his level of power, should always have a backup weapon like that.*