The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Puts out the fire*

Hehehe...Catie, you like screwing with me, don't you?

[Rival Max]

*Sets the Tazz Hill back ablaze*

That was a great idea Catie. Maybe it will stop the rambling !

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Uses his fire magic to move the fire from the hill to Achilles, specifically the heel*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!

YOUSHALLNOTHAVEMYHILL!!

MYHILLISMYHILLWHICHISMYHILL!!

MY!! HILL!!

ONLY CATIE CAN SET MY HILL ON FIRE!

[Rival Max]

Hill ? This isnt the hill game. Its the last post wins game and right now thats me!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, I'VE ALREADY WON TOMORROW!!

...It's the truth.

[Rival Max]

Uh not sure what that means. Im the winner right now though !

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU'RE NEVER THE WINNER!!

YOU JUST DON'T LOSE!!

THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!

Like, Drawing is never losing, but you don't win either. For instance.

Anyways, I'm sorry to say it, but you're wasting energy telling people you're the winner! THAT'S A LIE! Clearly, I am.

[Rival Max]

Nope! every post is a victory and Im feeling pretty darn good!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...OK, that joke is getting REALLY old. It's really starting to irritate me. :P

Telling a joke a billion times isn't how it gets stale, it's telling it a billion times in the same week.

[Rival Max]

Whoa you really think I could reach a billion times ! Thanks for believing in me!