The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The robots explode*

*More spawn in from below*

OK, Drago, keep 'em busy, I'll grab the Generator and fight MACHOKARP when he-

*MACHOKARP, the 30-foot tall titan of PURE TESTOSTERONE, appears wearing the single most pissed face he can make*

MACHOKARP: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZ!!!

TNT: MACHOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!

*STRIFE!*

[Dragotech]

That could be a problem...

*dissipates the generator elsewhere*

*dissipates everyone except the strange machoke magikarp thing*

*reconstitutes everything elsewhere*

should we run elsewhere?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*YOUR ACTION IS IMPOSSIBLE! THE DARK AURA GENERATOR CAN'T BE DISSIPATED WITHOUT SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES! OR ANYTHING ELSE IN HERE, FOR THAT MATTER. THIS IS A BOSS BATTLE! NO ABSCONDS ARE POSSIBLE!*

Drago, don't waste your time, just clean up those robots while I deal with MACHOKARP! RK, don't bother taking it, he'll just focus on whoever's closest. GET GOING!

*TNT summons a PEZ UZI using his ultra-high IMAGINATION STAT.*
*

[Dragotech]

*brick'd by physics*

*conjures an M2 Browning*

*Unleashes 50 Cal H*LL on the robots*

*lets off a few rounds at the Machokarp*

[Rin Kagamine]

Rin can't fight in her current form!

-_-'

RIN! I COMMAND YOU TO GET GUTS

°~°'

YOU HEARD ME!

*grabs a random mouse and-*

DON'T JOKE WITH IT!

°~°'

*Rin was smacked by an unseen force*
*Rin returned to normal*
*whining*

[Sonic20]

((I somehow image RK's post like this:

<GIRL. I SAID GIRL. RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL FORM.>))

*jumps our of nowhere and enters the battle*

OHEYGUISE.

Tch. Machokarp is no match for... *summons keyboard and hits Ctrl + T*

TRICKSTER MODE!

[Dragotech]

Oh Hey RK, Welcome back! Where've you been?

You just missed this adorable little kitteh who liked oranges!

*Continues firing*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP's naturally ridiculous defensive makes all the bullets worthless. You need to raise his DIABETES meter for that to work!*

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 99 SUPERSONIC MUSCLE FLEX!*

*The M2 Browning has been destroyed easily by the powerful sonic pulse*

*Trickster mode fails as this isn't an interactive flash made by Andrew Hussie.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh Hey RK, Welcome back! Where've you been?

You just missed this adorable little kitteh who liked oranges!

*Continues firing*

Rin's annoyance tolerance level is at 5/10

*pulls out a hammer*

What hammer? WHAT HAMMER

JUST SHUT UP!!!

...Jeez!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Conjures another TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN/HAMMER for RK, another PEZ UZI for S2, and a SKITTLES MACHINE GUN/SPEAR for Drago*

FIRE AT THE MOUTH!!