The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Dragotech]

Maybe... I totally didn't create a second sun to warm up the planet because I was getting cold!

*looks up at second sun*

*shifts gaze down to try and look ignorant of it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well, I feel reeeaaally-Ohmy.

*Declothes any rare and/or valuable objects he may have on him and dives in the water*

*You hear an odd sound from the water below*

*Dives back up...As a Mermaid. Yes, a girl Mermaid. The guys are called Mermen. Oh, yes, the new 'she' has hot pink hair and scales, with pupils that look like blue raindrops over an otherwise completely pink eye.*

MT:...Am I the only one to get hit by this f***ing Anime Girl Plauge of the lot of us this WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!?

[Dragotech]

(( You know what... for kicks and giggles))

*points and laughs*

*continues pointing and laughing*

*continues... stops...*

I lost feeling in my... well #$%... I blame you... you frickin plaguespreader!

Rk might be immune since she is already a girl.

[Wander]

//nosebleeds and dies of blood loss

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MT: Yes, she is THAT kind of girl, too. Somehow. It's the only way to be immune. Now...this form happens to be strictly carnivorous, and you look heavily appetizing...*Drool from the mouth*...Ooooooooooooooh yesssssssss...If you could stop mocking my predicament, I may stop myself from declaring you my next meal, savvy?

*ST uses a Scroll of Body Copy on herself to make, yet again, another Vanilla TNT w/o Plauge.*

TNT: *Grabs his stuff again*...And that's why you keep a c**pload of Body-Copy Scrolls on you at all times. Of course, I wouldn't recommend it past two or three...One time to prevent the insatiable appetite for brains should be all you need, too many selves typically lead to insanity...This is why I chose Heart. MUCH more capacity for Self Control...And we'll need it, Drago. You...

...Um. Hooooo boy this is unpleasant in ways I don't even want to explain.

[Rin Kagamine]

MT: Yes, she is THAT kind of girl, too. Somehow. It's the only way to be immune. Now...this form happens to be strictly carnivorous, and you look heavily appetizing...*Drool from the mouth*...Ooooooooooooooh yesssssssss...If you could stop mocking my predicament, I may stop myself from declaring you my next meal, savvy?

*ST uses a Scroll of Body Copy on herself to make, yet again, another Vanilla TNT w/o Plauge.*

TNT: *Grabs his stuff again*...And that's why you keep a c**pload of Body-Copy Scrolls on you at all times. Of course, I wouldn't recommend it past two or three...One time to prevent the insatiable appetite for brains should be all you need, too many selves typically lead to insanity...This is why I chose Heart. MUCH more capacity for Self Control...And we'll need it, Drago. You...

...Um. Hooooo boy this is unpleasant in ways I don't even want to explain.

-_-'

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?
WHAT
THE
H***
IS
WITH
YOU
AND
THIS
FREAKING
PLAGUE!?!?!?!?

[Dragotech]

*facepalms*

You are telling me... I'm the one missing... things...

*Dissipates* *Reconstitutes*

...

Well... that didn't work...

How did this happen in the first place?

I hate you! *Shoves TNT*

WHYYYYY?

What is with these mood swings...

Ah geez... this sucks.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

? *Seeing no physical change whatsoever in Drago. He is unlikely to have caught the plauge, as the changes are instantaneous and include a lust for non-Anime Girl Brain, and typically require the pathogen to come into contact with blood. TNT was bleeding a little...*

...You've lost it. Might be your memory being jogged, though...You know what? Never mind. Screw it. It's unimportant. You'll recall everything you need when you need it, I think.

Anyways, I needed the Dark Aura generator because we'll need a s**tload of it. Dark Aura can make copies of people...Except people who've taken in some Dark Aura already. Odd quirk. Other than that, it allows us to make a completely accurate recreation of anything we need...And alter it as we see fit. Like, toughen it up. The Dark Aura operates on some really odd rules, though, but generally, we have to treat living sapiants one copies as actual sapiants, and grind them up accordingly.

It's weird.

In any case, I can't manage all these selves AND the Dark Aura troops I'll need, which is why I picked a Heart Aspect-again, more control over multiple selves.

[Dragotech]

*Dissipates and Reconstitutes*

No I was screwing with you. XP

Beyond that... the other you has grown creepier by the second... Why... Why do you keep so many yous around?

Seriously ((You're worse than Vegeta, at least he has one self around at a time...))

[Ganyu]

Let's not try. c: