The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

<*Awaiting S2's telepathic response*>

JT: *Clinging on to RK as she jumps away*

[Rin Kagamine]

<*Awaiting S2's telepathic response*>

JT: *Clinging on to RK as she jumps away*

*jumps back*
Darn it! I thought I was quiet enough!

Happy: How is snapping a branch quiet?

Shut up you stupid cat.*resumes pickle eating*

Happy: STOP GETTING WORKED UP ABOUT TOMORROW!

Why?*crunch*I feel awful already.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

JT: *Cuddles RK because he can*

<*Awaiting response*>

[Rin Kagamine]

Not helping.

Happy: *sigh* *flies away*

Now I'm really alone...*crunch*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

JT: I'm right here, doofus. *Continues to cuddle RK*

<*Impatiantly awaing S2's response*>

[Rin Kagamine]

Why are you so cuddly?*slurp*
*cough**cough**cough*

[Sonic20]

{I am investigating the disappearance of many people. Specifically shadow, mr. L, and now karkat. It's very suspicious. Could you tell me the thing through telepathy? I need to figure out who's behind this.}

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

<...Dude, uhh...You know what? I'll tell you when you get back, but what you just said is impossible in so many ways. So many ways. All of the ways. All of them.>

<Basically, you know how you like to grind and all that jazz? You'll have to stop and return to base ASAP, unless you're voting against evening the bad number disadvantage we have against the Unsealers. I've fixed up the Dark Aura Generator. Dark Aura has a funny property: You can copy anything, and I do mean it, and you can even make the copy stronger than the original, but you have to actually raise the copy from the ground up-though infuriating, this means we can get 9 more units per person who starts absorbing it, barring me, as the Prince of Heart, who can probably take a lot more without suffering any reduction in mental capacities. The catch is...Due to the fact it was created as the bargain for someone becoming a Dark Writ-specifically Image-Dark Aura has an odd 'glitch' associated with it. Simply put, we will no longer face inferiors in combat-barring special exceptions, we will either face people around 2 levels of our strongest ally, or those superior to that by a good margin. Think of it like this: Enemy levels will scale to ours if we out-level them enough, but not if they outlevel us. Any intake of Dark Aura will initiate this pattern and keep it true for months.>

<Due to the fact that we're being swarmed with grunts, I think the ability to have more manpower will suit us far better than trying to outlevel them outright at this point-get rid of a disadvantage instead of trying to press an advantage. We'd still have better STATS than them, which is what's really going to matter, savvy?>

[Dragotech]

Stop talking in your head! I can't hear you!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Kicks Drago in the head*

<*Still awaiting S2's response*>