The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Krathlos has been slain*

*Krathlos expends his SALUBRITY FRANKINCENSE! All creational energies do zero damage against Krathlos! Krathlos is healed to full! Spunk Myrrh and Pep Gold remains*

Krathlos:GRAAAAAAAGHGHGAAAAA!!

...I'VE CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATED YOU! But I'm not one to lose that easily!

Oh, COME ON!! *Resumes frenzied hacking at Krathlos*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sighs, and angrily takes a sip of my Ginger Ale*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Krathlos: FIRST, YOU. *Teleports to Silvos, smashing his Ginger-Ale.*...*Smirk*...Nothing personal.

*KRATHLOS used REDSHIFT 8R8K!*

*The whole area turns red as Silvos is barraged with a brutal series of what basically amount to telekinetic nuclear bombs in critical areas of Silvos'es body! SEVERE DAMAGE!*

...Oh my.

*MT is taking the time to inspect the Dragos..By Poking them, during the brief break provided by Krathlos focusing on something else*

*The rest coverge around Krathlos as the red color subsides, allowing for sight and readying up a huge combination attack that MT couldn't have done anyways.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*stares down at spilt Ginger Ale* Oh, you smug son of a b****h. *Sivelos uses item: REALITY GAUNTLET! I put on a bronze glove, with a brilliant ruby encrusted on the palm. I raise my palm, and the ruby glows* WITH THIS, I CAN ALTER REALITY. NOW, BEGONE! *Krathlos's arm turns into a kumquat* ...OKAY, NOT REALLY WHAT I EXPECTED.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*KRATHLOS counters with a REALITY-COUNTER! His arm is no longer a Kumquat! That's what you get for using Reality-Warping powers on another Reality warper. Makes it useless for combat, quite frankly.*

Krathlos: ...That was quite the fearsome display. I'm so terrified of you now. I think I might have to take a fear leak...

*Krathlos grabs Sir Silvos and throws him at TNT in an almost instant motion. Silvos is near death!*

[Sir Sivelos]

THIS GUY SUCKSSSSS! *I crash into Tazz, accidentally knocking him/her over* Hi Tazz. owo

Y'know, maybe I should call in some assistance... *reaches in my Dimensional Hole, and pulls out a weird looking cell-phone-like device* Yeah, it's me. I need you here, ASAP. ...I know you only serve him, but who gave both of you a personality!? ...Damn straight. Now get over here.

*Dark Meta Knight appears! He glances at Krathlos* Dark Meta Knight: ...Is that him?

Yep. Kick his a**.

[Dragotech]

Aether: *Ogles MT with Lvl99 Intimidating Glare!!*

Drago: -.-'

Aether: So this... is one of them... His natural powers bend reality... It is impossible for me to learn more.

Drago: In other words not completely Omniscient.

Aether: Few beings can be truly omniscient.

Dark: We have another problem... That guy has to more lives... Is he some kind of video game character reject?!

Dark: *Draws rifle*

Drago: So do you want to help or are you going to ogle all day?

Aether: I might as well... for self-preservation sake.

Aether: *Raises hand... Lighting begins striking Krathlos from the clouds that were just formed*

Drago: So his own personal storm cloud?! Actually that isn't that lame...

Dark: *begins firing... noticed his projectiles are... strange*

Drago: *gets up close and personal with high speed dual wielding action*

[Sir Sivelos]

DMK: *draws Shadow-Galaxia* I will take care of this.

Good boy! *pats DMK on the head*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The strange Dimensional Hole's properties are appaerntly such that it's a 1-way ticket. No escape for Dark Meta Knight at this point.*

Krathlos: ...Hrmph. You might as well get all the allies you can. Over one-hundred of you attack me furiously with your strongest moves, greatest powers, and most devastating combos you can...And yet, I barely take any damage at all. I'll be sporting and ask: Are you SURE you want to fight me at such low levels? If you let me flee, you'd be able to escape the battle...Level up some...Have a much better chance at me, hrm?

NOW OR NEVER, B**CH! You'll just attempt to end the world and put everything on a timer later, and we got a contact on your a** anyways, so why bother stopping now?

Krathlos: You have great resolve in the face of a night-invincible adversary. However, that's just one more thing to hate! *Continues parrying whatever blows he can*

[Sonic20]

*comes out of nearby bathroom*

What'd I miss?