The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

This guy sucks. =3=

DMK: *furiously and mercilessly attacking Krathlos*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

He's got SALUBRITY FRANKINSENSE...And SPUNK MYRRH. He's spent the former, don't use CREATIONAL energies like space/time/antimatter/voidial, you'll fail badly. He's made of freaking diamonds, I swear, and he's gotten Silvos to summon aid from the Avatar Role Play Thread. There's now three Dragos, too.

GET IN HERE AND HELP, S2!!!

((I'll assume S2 has control of Krathlos now. He DID introduce him. He's back to Red name, Blue text, by the way. I assume he switches around like that.))

[Sonic20]

((Indeed. When insanely enraged, it goes green.))

Krathlos: Yes, welcome to DIE.

Sonic20: Did you just- Noooo. NO. NO. NOOOO. HOW DARE YOU. *god tier clothes appear out of nowhere* UNITY STRIKE 15: THE TRUTH!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You swear you hear something in the distance, something spectating the battle closely, and it was laughing quite heartily if it even existed, but you shrug it off completely. IT's not doing anything, so it can't be important.*

OH, YOU'RE AWARE?! GOOD!

*The Tazzes initiate their combo attack, LV. 9 ACE OF HEARTS!*

WE'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE DOUBLE DEATH DELUXE SUITE, B**CH!!!

*The 100 or so Dark Aura entities and the Tazzes glow a dark pink light as their wepaons become enveloped in soul-destroying energies, and they do a rush at KRATHLOS, expending the whole energy packet in one strike!*

((Just so you're aware: I've made Krathy a massive tank. An attack that destroyed at least one of Rev's HP bars did enough to make the total damage done to him, from 1/4th of his health, turn into 1/3rd of his health...Yep.))

[Dragotech]

((SOCK TUBE HAT ACTIVATE))

Aether: Didn't you have that satellite?

Drago: OH YEAH!

*Presses a button somewhere*

*Laser shoots down from seemingly no where*

Dark: WTF?!?! What just happened there?

Drago: I fired a laser.

Drago: *Dissipates a knife... and reconstitutes it inside of Krathlos*

[Sir Sivelos]

*DMK has now wised up to Krathlos's tank-ness, and is now waiting to get the finishing blow*

So, how's Dark Mind?

DMK: Do not utter his name. It is disrespectful.

Whatever. *suddenly has my ginger ale back* By the way, you do know you could be... I don't know, helping?

DMK: Yes, I am aware. But fighting a nigh-invincible enemy is a waste of time and energy. I shall simply wait until he is weakened, and finish this job.

Ah. *takes a sip of ginger ale* ...Do you guys in the Mirror World need anything? I'll pay you...

DMK: ...In fact, yes... Follow me...

*DMK and I walk off into the distance, discussing important matters*

[Sonic20]

*Cinos appears and an epic phoenix wright point happens, causing the background to turn into the blue one and the white lines become laser beams, hitting krathlos all over, utterly destroying one health bar*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Has his attack hopelessly parried, and notices the barrage* TNT: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

Krathlos: *Slammed by a truckload of attacks in rapid succession without a chance to parry due to already doing so with the Ace of Hearts attack.* GAH! *Cools down a little, regains control and composure* ...Aggrivating twits...First, to deal with these newcomers.

*Krathlos first teleports to Cinos and grabs his leg before reaction could be made, then teleports to DMK and does likewise, then slams them both into a wall with a temporarly paralysis. No escaping.*

*KRATHLOS used BLUESHIFT 8R8K!*

*Krathlos targets Cinos and Dark Meta Knight, as the background goes blue, blinding everyone and rendering attempts at interception helpless. Not like it was even possible, though: Krathlos then unleashes a wide-angle disintegration beam against the duo pinned to the wall, dealing monstrous damage to both and removing the wall entirely, giving more fighting space. The duo survive, but again, monstrous damage. The Blue color fades from the background and the blinding subsides, allowing everyone to see the aftermath and resume aggression against Krathlos.*

TNT:...Whoa...S**t. Don't get hit by that! Or that move's close cousin, that would be bad too...

[Sir Sivelos]

DMK: ...GAH... Enough. No reward is worth this... *flies through Dimensional Hole*

Oh! Thanks again! I'll make sure to send your reward to the... *sigh* Yeah, whatever. *takes a sip of ginger ale* ... *snaps fingers* Oh! Tazz, I know who to call (not the Ghostbusters). He goes a lil' somethin' like this... *projects an image of Nightmare in Tazz's head*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Krathlos, albeit part of a fan work, is DEFINITELY related to Lord English (though, as he's capable of ACTUALLY being harmed by ridiculously powerful entities with ridiculously powerful combos, I'd say he's 90% of LE's power, tops). Lord English. The guy who's MOST famous for having the ability to blow anything up, screw how invincible it is, alongside complete immortality. Krathlos definitely has the annihilation ray ability LE has, too, and it's just as powerful. I warn you up front, this guy's blows WILL harm Nightmare.))

TNT:...Are you SUUUUUUURE? That's a bit of a wildcard play...*Continues basic attacks against Krathlos*

Krathlos: I'd have recruited Nightmare, or Dark Mind for that matter, if my goals did not conflict with their agendas...

*The Helmsman finally seems to give an actual c**p at the mention of Nightmare, after all that time lazing about in the background doing nothing.*