The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

FUUUUUDGE!!!
*whimpering* I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I have my own soda...but whatever...*has Scorch tie Rin up to a tree*

Scorch: *cracks knuckles* Time for some pain!*punches Rin*
Rin: YOUR PUNCHES BURN LIKE HELL!
Scorch: I'M A FIRE TYPE POKÉMON YOU DUMMY!*punches harder*
Rin: NYA! Don't punch me there!
Scorch: *continues punching*
Rin: TRAINER ABUSE! NYAOW! THIS IS TRAINER ABUSE!
Scorch: I DON'T CARE YOU NEED PUNISHMENT AND THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I'M NOT EVEN HITTING YOU THAT HARD!
Rin: OOOOW!!! I SAID DON'T HIT ME THERE!*kicks Scorch*
Scorch: >:(

[Sir Sivelos]

Damn straight. *suddenly has ginger ale back*

[Rin Kagamine]

Rin: SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I'M BLEEDING!
Scorch: You may have a few burn marks and bruises, but you aren't bleeding.
Rin: BRUISES MEANS I'M BLEEDING. TECHNICALLY.*drops a Pokéball*
MEWTWO: What the f*** do you want?
Rin: MAKE HIM STOP!
MEWTWO: No.*goes back into the Masterball/Pokéball*
Rin: WELL SCR- OW!!! STUPID CHICKEN!!!*kicks harder*
Scorch: HOLD STILL!*unties Rin* I'm done*goes back to Pokéball/Pokéball*
Rin: ...oh look...blood...SEE CHICKEN I WAS RIGHT!*licks up the small amount of blood*

Still tastes absolutely awful. *counts bruises and burns*
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15. That beats the previous record of 11. Stupid good-for-nothing Blazekin.

[Sir Sivelos]

*rubs chin* I've tasted blood once. It has a sort of metallic taste.
(awkward silence)
...It wasn't anybody else's blood! It was mine.
(more awkward silence)
...I had a cut! What was I supposed to do!?

[Rin Kagamine]

*rubs chin* I've tasted blood once. It has a sort of metallic taste.
(awkward silence)
...It wasn't anybody else's blood! It was mine.
(more awkward silence)
...I had a cut! What was I supposed to do!?

I lick up my blood if I have a cut like a paper cut...it tastes nasty, but it's better than getting it on your school papers. I've cut myself twice using a potato peeler...

*continues licking up the blood*...
...I hate that chicken...he burned holes through my shirt...*removes sweatshirt*
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…Well I did this in my dream, and it was really bad when it happened...
...BUT THAT WAS A DREAM AND THIS IS A CRAZY PLACE IN CYBER SPACE SO WHO CARES!*takes off shirt, opens Scorch's Pokéball and whips him with the shirt* >:D

Scorch: *gives Rin a new shirt*
Rin: *puts on shirt*…
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…I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SHIRT IN AGES!*runs around happily*
Scorch: My trainer is so weird...

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. I'm trying to decide whether I should feel awkward or not. I mean, most people don't take off their shirts.

[Rin Kagamine]

Hmm. I'm trying to decide whether I should feel awkward or not. I mean, most people don't take off their shirts.

Scorch: Most GIRLS don't take off their shirts. Feel awkward, cause I do.
Rin: ...It's not like I'm not wearing anything underneath. =/
Scorch: ...
Rin: BESIDES THERE WERE HOLES IN IT ANYWAY! LOOK!*holds up other shirt which has holes all over*
And I've run around here in just my underwear before. And once, when no one was looking, I was in that tree without a shirt*points to tree* Sure I got a few scratches but*shrug*Humans are animals too. Sheesh. And guys take their shirts off all the time in the summer.
Scorch: ...uh...
Rin: AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR YA THEN LET'S JUST GO WITH MY USUAL EXCUSE: I'm part cat!
Scorch: ....*ties Rin up to a tree again and starts punching her again*
Rin: I THINK I'M DEVELOPING A PHOBIA OF BEING TIED TO TREES! PLEASE DON'T BURN IT DOWN!
Scorch: I WON'T NOW SHUT UP!
Rin: I'M GETTING HOLES IN MY SHIRT AGAIN YOU FIRE FLINGING HOOLIGAN!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...OK, I'm back with the-

...? *Sees Scorch punching Rin*

...*Pumps Scorch full of ammunition as he walks by, 4 panels worth of it. Somehow, the chicken lives.*

...I'm back with that Homestuck Grid.

Classes: Bard (male only), Page (male only), Mage, Seer, Thief, Maid (female only), Sylph (female only).
Aspects: Time, Mind, Doom, Life, Rage, Hope, Breath

Silvos, pick whatever you want. Ask me any questions you have.

[Rin Kagamine]

*Scorch returns to his Pokéball*
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…Hello?...
...*sigh*…Can someone get me down? :(

[Sir Sivelos]

Choices, choices. Hmm... *the gem on the Reality Gauntlet turns to a greyish-blue color* I think... I'll choose... Wait. No, hold on. Do any of these classes and aspects have stats ups and downs, like pokémon natures affecting stats?