The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. That... could be taken the wrong way. =3=

[Sonic20]

No really, I swear the time eater was-

OH THE TIME EATER.

=== MEANWHILE ===

(Warning: Even more generous amounts of karkat being karkat (swearing))

Spoiler:

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

CG: OKAY EGBERT, LISTEN UP.
EB: hey karkat! hows it going on alternia two?
CG: *****. IF I WAS CONTACTING YOU TO EXCHANGE HOW GREAT OUR *****ING DAYS HAVE BEEN, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS CONVERSATION.
EB: alright, what is it?
CG: I ALREADY EXPLAINED THE ***** THAT'S GOING ON, DIDN'T I?
EB: you mean that whole demon and english and grandson thing? i thought that was a joke.
CG: EGBERT. WHAT THE *****.
CG: I WARN YOU OF IMPENDING DOOM, AND YOU TAKE MY ENTIRE SPEECH AS A *****ING JOKE?
CG: NO WONDER YOU HUMANS AT UP TO ***** IN YOUR KNEES WITH IGNORANCE.
EB: okay fiiiiiiiine. i'll listen.
CG: THAT WAS EIGHT.
CG: I *****ING SAW THAT.
CG: ANYWAYS, THE ENTIRE VOID HAS BEEN CRACKED OPEN LIKE A *****ING SHELL.
EB: oh right, it's what that sonic guy said.
CG: YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT?
CG: I FEEL INCLINED TO MAKE A *****ING ECHELADDER JOKE.
EB: ...
CG: ALRIGHT, *****.
CG: ANYWAYS, WE'RE ROUNDING UP THE UNIVERSES EXCUSES FOR HEROES AND WE ARE BRINGING THEM THE FULL *****ING FORCE OF THE TROLL EMPIRE.
EB: so you're basically making us come?
CG: YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A CHOICE ANYWAY, DIPSH*T.
CG: GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS READY, BECAUSE WE WILL BE STOPPING BY SOON.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

[Rin Kagamine]

Hmm. That... could be taken the wrong way. =3=

I don't freaking care.
All I care about right now
Is this freaking...
D*** MY MIND AND IT'S PERVERTED FANTASIES!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

*was reading the Pesterlog*

Void cracking open? Oh s**t that was my fault. Well, not really MINE, per se... But s**t.

[Rin Kagamine]

Haha, so much swearing.*stuffs tissue up nose and smiles triumphantly*

[Sir Sivelos]

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!? THE HEROES OF SEVERAL UNIVERSES ARE COMING HERE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING MY INCREDIBLY PISSY PERSONA DID

IT WASN'T MY FAULT, BUT THEY THINK IT IS

THEY'LL KICK MY A**.

[Rin Kagamine]

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!? THE HEROES OF SEVERAL UNIVERSES ARE COMING HERE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING MY INCREDIBLY PISSY PERSONA DID

IT WASN'T MY FAULT, BUT THEY THINK IT IS

THEY'LL KICK MY A**.

I'll get the popcorn then. It shall be entertaining.

Although
I've always wanted to kick your a** as well...

[Sir Sivelos]

*murderous death glare* ...YOU LITTLE B***H.

[Sonic20]

Actually, it was Krathlos foolishly releasing a massive amount of temporal energy-

*JESTERICAL STRRRAAAANGLE!*

[Rin Kagamine]

*murderous death glare* ...YOU LITTLE B***H.

...*giggles*

As I said, there is only ONE word you can call her to p*** her off

If you say it I kill you, okay, Mr. Elephant?