The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

RK2: *pokes head out of portal* Wuz goin on?
RK1: *pokes head out* Crazy s***.
RK3: *pokes head out* Uh....hi....

[Sir Sivelos]

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW! JUST KILL THEM! *continues killing shizzle*

[Sonic20]

Time Eater (New): RAAAAH! *flies towards the ship*

Wait, he survived that big minion death wave? Mother of *****.

Equius: D ==> Bah
Equius: D ==> It poses no threat

*insert epic strongpunch that hits the time eater so hard it's face goes inside out*

Sollux: thii2 ii2 gonna be awe2ome.

*PSIONIC BLAAAAAST!*

*A MASSIVE HOLE IS RIPPED IN THE NEW TIME EATER!*

*IT REALLY SUCKED HARD ANYWAY.*

[Rin Kagamine]

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW! JUST KILL THEM! *continues killing shizzle*

RK2: Oh look! Lotsa death!
RK1: Obviously.
RK2: He's so cute when he's violent!
RK1: THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT VIOLENCE.
RK3: Uh...I'd keep...it down a bit...

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh look. The trolls are doing stuff! Keep it up! *Sivelos uses tech: Clockwork Grind! Sivelos points at a nearby opponent, and two gears appear around it, and interlock, trapping the opponent inside! The gears spin, brutally defeating the opponent!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Black: <You know, you three AREN'T really doing all that much...>

TNT: Huh? What's your deal?

The Black: <This level of offensive prowess, strictly in the hope of hunting you down...Yeesh. They're likely to overwhealm you if you don't clear out everything, and unfortunately, the Bosses KNOW this. You're wasting time.>

TNT: Wait, what?!

The Black: <They've set up respawn points in various areas of the ship. Destroy them by putting something large enough to cover a 2-meter long cube of volumn over it, and then kill a boss nearby. It and the Boss will be annihilated and you'll reclaim an area of enemy forces. Of course, you may want to do it all at once, as killing a respawn point without terminating the others means you'll be facing a lot more forces when you go to claim the final one.>

TNT:...That ACTUALLY makes sense! But there's some kind of catch, isn't there?

The Black: <Bingo. As I've said, they're stalling for time until they get the forces to restrain you, so that you can be annihilated properly by the head honchos, whoever they are-still don't know, I just have a good hunch. Unfortunately, you've wasted a third of it just murdering everything in sight.>

<You have approximately 20 minutes to kill all 3 respawns and clean house, or the reinforcements will overwhelm you. Shouldn't be too much of an issue, though...The Respawns will be marked on the nearest floor plan of the ship as the red flags. Blue flags are your own, but they're not aiming for those. They cannot end you properly, so they want you around. Happy hunting.>

...Well. This is interesting...Looks like we can't just kill willy-nilly, or else we'll run out of time and we'll get swamped...

Team! Go to these locations on the ship, and block off the respawn points with enough c**p to blow it to hell! *Gives the team and Troll crew mental locations to go to*.

[Rin Kagamine]

RK1&2: Screw this.*go back though portal*
RK3: W-wait for me!*goes back and portal closes*

[Sir Sivelos]

*teleports to the first respawn point* This is it? *puts a massive sheep on it*

Sheep: Baaaah.

SS: Stay there. =w= *flies away*

[Rin Kagamine]

*teleports to the first respawn point* This is it? *puts a massive sheep on it*

Sheep: Baaaah.

SS: Stay there. =w= *flies away*

RK2: *opens portal and looks out* OMIGODITSASHEEEEEP!!!*grabs and replaces the sheep with a hug mountain of bread*
Nobody will notice!*jumps back into portal and it closes*

[Sir Sivelos]

SHEEP! WHY U NO DO WHAT I SAY!

*replaces bread with a giant cinder-block*