The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

RK1: *hugging RK2*
RK2: *smiles*
RK3: *sucking thumb*

[Sir Sivelos]

*stretches and yawns* TAZZ WHERE DID YE GO

[Wander]

HI: HE IS OBVIOUSLY BUSY WITH IRL THINGS.

[Rin Kagamine]

RK2&1: *hugging each other*
RK3: *sleeping on top of them, sucking thumb*

[Sir Sivelos]

BUT

I NEED HIS WISDOM D:

[Wander]

HI: well then you'll just have to wait GAWL

[Rin Kagamine]

RK3: *wakes up and jumps off the others*…woops...

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh look, the polite one is awake.

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh look, the polite one is awake.

RK3: P-p-polite one? *blushes* I didn't know I...had a title...like that....
RK1&2: *snoring*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*FREEDOM BURSTS IN AND SCATTERS THE PARTY*

*BECAUSE WE NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.*

*Oh, yes, Silveos, I am so utterly sorry, but I horribly misphrased the exact powers of a Bard of Doom, and as a result, your bank account is 500 dollars higher than you last recalled by 'luck'. Your REAL ability to summon disasters can be done through a conventional 'summon the meteors' thingamabob or an attack boost to BOTH allies and enemies, making attacks more likely to cause grievous doom, henceforth inviting doom to destroy others. Also, your ability to advert disasters-or destory doom-is done through a combo of a vauge doom-sensory thing and some kind of super-luck that helps you realize when you're about to die and help you NOT die, respectively.*

DWF: I'VE LET YOU SIT ON YOUR A**ES LONG ENOUGH!!

TNT: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEDOM!!!!

DWF: Now, I think it's high-time you get on your knees and beg for the mercy you'll never get! YOU ARE SUBJECT TO MY DESIRES, PLAYTHINGS!

Everyone else: *Gives DWF the 'really' gaze*

DWF:...I AM NOT A RAPIST!!!

*Dark Writ Freedom challenges the PxR Party!*