The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

RK3: *whimpering*
RK2: *wakes up and does a little victory dance*
RK1: *gets up, grinning*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh. You're awake. =w=

AND HOLY S**T STRIFE TIME

*Sivelos uses tech: Astral Typhoon! Using the latest upgrade to Astral Lightshow, you raise your hand, and now, it envelopes itself in a small dark storm cloud, arcing with lightning. You then point at DWF, and thousands of dark-storm-cloud tendrils fly toward him, each sending thousands of lightning bolts arcing toward DWF! Massive damage!*

[Rin Kagamine]

Oh. You're awake. =w=

RK2: Ye~a~a~ah~
RK1: *still grinning* *slaps self*
RK3: ...*blushes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

DWF: PREDICTABLE! *Swats the lightning clouds away. Yes, swats. Energetical attacks do FAR less to the magic-oriented Freedom than physical attacks do...Though physical attacks are still hardly a weakness, considering every stat is above average. Dark Writs have a tendency to be very powerful in terms of stats.*

*Silveos has activated Freedom's 'Dark Writ of Imprisonment' ability! Silveos is now Silenced and cannot use specials until cured!*

DWF: AND PATHETIC TOO!

TNT: *Uses LV. 99 PLASMA SKY! TNT splits into red and blue halves that slash DWF to the sky!*

*TNT procs Freedom's ability and is also silenced. He does more damage, though.*

SILVEOS, KEEP TO PHYSICAL! HE'S MORE VULNERABLE TO SHARP IMPLEMENTS!

*FT is present and ready to cure the Silence at the end of the round. FYI, DWF's ability 'Dark Writ of Imprisonment' activates whenever you hit him to silence you...And whenever he hits you, to paralyze you. Oh, and trying to hoist him by his own petard will fail, as both give him boosts to special attacks AND speed buffs. Both of them. And they also inflict HIM with these statuses, which does make it problematic. Of course, Freedom IS an attacker.*

*Freedom's troops rush in to meet you as the Trolls and Dark Aura Tazzes prepare to fight back*

[Rin Kagamine]

RK2: Gotta go! Sowwy!*pushes the other two into a portal and follows them*

*portal closes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The portal leads directly into Freedom's face, who takes the brunt of your attempted ABSCOND without even flinching.. No fleeing from bosses, RK. ever. It's a rule of the universe. And hey, might as well rip 'em a new one so you can go home faster, and to teach them a lesson on ripping your tail off of your body.*

DWF: NO, NO FLEEING! SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, DO WHAT YOUR TOLD!!

*The RK's give him that 'really' glare.*

DWF:...I AM NOT A RAPIST!!!

[Rin Kagamine]

RK2: WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I WANNA GO TO SLEEEEP!!! D'X
RK3: *sleeping on RK1's shoulder*
RK1: *rubs eyes and lifts up sword*
RK2: *collapses* I just...wan...wanna...*closes eyes*
RK1: No...I can...no...no I can't...*falls on top of RK2 and closes eyes*
RK3: *on top of both, snoring*

[Wander]

HI: WE NEED

uh

ENERGON

KO: Why do we even-

HI: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN ENERGON ALREADY

KO: Alright, fine. *hands HI an Energon cube*

HI: okay cool *drinks it all up and throws the cube away*

KO: Does that do anything?

HI: Not really, just gets me slightly drunk .u.

KO: Well then YOU JUST WASTED ONE OF OUR TURNS!!

HI: PRETTY FREAKIN' WORTH IT GAHAHAHA *starts hiccupping repeatedly*

KO: *facepalms so hard*

[Sir Sivelos]

MMMPH! *Sivelos uses weapon! Shadow Galaxia! Sivelos dashes towards DWF at untrackable speeds, and proceeds to perform a painful Multithrust technique, jabbing at DWF with hundreds upon hundreds of powerful stabs!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*...It's not that Kind of Silenced, Silveos, it just keeps you from tapping into latent energy.*

DWF: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF BIG BROTHER, STOP! FIGHTING! ME! Just lay down and let me burn you to death, like a sensible person! OH WAIT THOSE DON'T EXIST!

*DWF backs up-he's a spellcaster, d**mit, range is his specialty-and uses LV. 99 FEAR OVER LOVE! Freedom summons thousands of bullets imbued with the power of lava and fire, and launches them at the entire party! His ability paralyzes all hit and himself! All hit! (barring the trolls, who aren't getting in the way of that guy JUUUUST yet)*

*Flonne-Tazz uses Espoir-Giga to heal the whole team and DWF of their status conditions (which, considering DWF's abilities, is exclusively a boon for the party)...Including RK's sleep, unintentionally. At least she feels well-rested regardless!*

DWF: GAH! You people shouldn't even be existing right now!

TNT: WELL F*** YOU!

DWF:...I predicted you'd have turned into your true form by now-

TNT: Just because you said that I won't.

DWF: I COMMAND YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING IT ANYWAYS!

TNT: You REALLY don't get this whole 'manipulation' thing.

DWF: F*** YOU, JUSTICE!!