The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

*falls out of a tree* AYEEEE!!!

*sits up and goes into "fangirl mode"*
*dances around in a circle* X3

[Wander]

HI: SO MUCH PAIN IT HURTS

SS: At least I'm not getting hurt.

HI: oh you said what now *transfers pain to Sixshot*

SS: DEAR PRIMUS SO MUCH PAIN HOW AM I NOT UP IN THE GREAT JUNKYARD IN THE SKY YET

HI: AH WHATEVER GET OUTTA HERE *opens another 'bridge and throws SS into it*

now I gotta go get someone else- AW CRAP WHY DID I DO THAT HE'S A SIX-CHANGER I COULD'VE KEPT HIM AAAHHH- oh well *drags out MtMtE Whirl again*

Whirl: You just want to be murdered, don't you?

HI: UM NO NOT REALLY BUT I THINK THEY DO *points at the RANDOM RUFFAINS*

Whirl: Oh, okay then. That's fine with me. I just need to kill someone today, ya know? *transforms into a helicopter and starts firing missiles and shooting purple beams like a maniac at the RUFFAINS*

HI: *whispers* sometimes I like whirl but then he gets too crazy and then it gets scary and aaahh no wonder he used to be a part of the wreckers;;

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The RANDOM RUFFAINS use MINDSTAB on Silveos! They stab his mind with mental powers for MAJOR DAMAGE!*

RK COULD YOU BE OF ASSISTANCE!?!?!

[Rin Kagamine]

*The RANDOM RUFFAINS use MINDSTAB on Silveos! They stab his mind with mental powers for MAJOR DAMAGE!*

RK COULD YOU BE OF ASSISTANCE!?!?!

*is to involved in her fantasy to hear Tazz's call*

[Sir Sivelos]

OHGODMYBRAINZZZZZ *Sivelos (accidentally) uses tech: ASTRAL HURRICANE on Tazz!*

[Wander]

Whirl: Oh, we're attacking our own people-

HI: NO.

Whirl: But-

HI: DON'T. EVEN. THINK ABOUT IT.

Whirl: Fine. *continues firing missiles and purple beams at RANDOM RUFFAINS*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RANDOM RUFFAINS dodge literally everything*

*TNT dodges Astral Hurricane...Or rather, uses the invincible RK as a meat-shield for it*

RK INVOLVEMENT GOGOGOGOGO! *Shoves her directly at the RANDOM RUFFAINS*

[Sir Sivelos]

AAAAAAGHMYSPLEEEEEN *BSOD's, and suddenly falls to the ground, my body as stiff as a board*

[Rin Kagamine]

*RANDOM RUFFAINS dodge literally everything*

*TNT dodges Astral Hurricane...Or rather, uses the invincible RK as a meat-shield for it*

RK INVOLVEMENT GOGOGOGOGO! *Shoves her directly at the RANDOM RUFFAINS*

*gets annoyed*

ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS!?*pulls out the Digi Hammer and swings it furiously at TNT's head*

[Sir Sivelos]

*is not moving* ...