The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

TRANSFORMERS DATING SIM CONVERSATION GO GO GO

but still if the autobots were in it, it would be even more ridiculous

AND ESPECIALLY IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT G1 TRANSFORMERS

OH MY GAWD OPTIMUS WOULD BE LIKE TEAM CAPTAIN OF ALL THE SPORTS

AND BUMBLEBEE WOULD BE THAT SUPER ADORABLE SHY KID

AND RATCHET WOULD BE THAT SUPER COOL AND NICE NURSE GUY

AND IRONHIDE WOULD BE LIKE THIS COOL KID WITH THE COUNTRY ACCENT

AND SO MANY OTHER THINGS

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Shoots holes through the conversation with an M-16*

SCREW THAT S**T! Let's do something productive and raid a dungeon or something! And not talk about that. That's starting to weird me out, and that's not a common occurrence.

[Sir Sivelos]

YES! WE MUST GO ON A QUEST FOR EPIC LOOT!

[Wander]

HI: BUT OPTIMUS WOULD MAKE A GREAT TEAM CAPTAIN OF ALL THE SPORTS //shot so many times

SS: CAN I LEAVE THIS IS ALSO STARTING TO WEIRD ME OUT

HI: fine leave i'll just go get a triple changer then *shoves sixshot into a 'bridge and drags out another G1 Astrotrain*

'EEEYYYY IT'S ASTROTRAIN HOW'VE YOU BEEN BROOO *brofists*

AT: *brofists back* OH NOT MUCH, JUST HANGIN' OUT WITH BLITZWING. *starts hiccupping again*

HI: aaaannnddd you've been drinking again aren't you

AT: MAYBE. *hic* >:I

HI: swerve needs to stop giving you so much to drink

[Sir Sivelos]

But... EPIC LOOT ;n;

[Wander]

AT: IT DEPENDS *hic* ON WHAT KINDA *hic* EPIC LOOT *hic* IT IS.

HI: okay fine EPIC LOOT IS A GO also I'm gonna go have a talk with swerve after this

AT: *starts drinking some more Energon*

HI: STOP DRINKING SO MUCH GODDAMN IT *grabs his Energon cube and throws it out a random window*

AT: WHAT THE *hic* FRAG WAS THAT *hic* FOR?!

HI: >:I

[Sir Sivelos]

YAAAAAY *runs into a random Dungeon* EPIC LOOT TIME!!!

[The-Hydra]

I ALREADY HAVE LOOT

I KEEP IT IN MY SHELL

[Wander]

HI: *hops onto Astrotrain's back* RUN LIKE THE WIIIIINNDDDD

AT: WHY CAN'T I JUST *hic* FLY?

HI: yeah okay I guess that works too

AT: *transforms into his jet mode and flies into the dungeon*

[Sir Sivelos]

*comes out of dungeon, holding various treasure chests and items* LOOT! >w<