The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

Confetti? *readies confetti cannon*

...no thanks.

[Sir Sivelos]

Aw. .n. *puts confetti cannon away*

AAAAANYWAY, so was that a yes to the Dimension Ring, Sonic?

[Sonic20]

SONIC: Of course.

KARKAT: WAIT WHAT ARE YOU-
KANKRI: This is getting ridicul9us. N969dy can hear 9ver y9ur yelling.
KARKAT: WILL YOU JUST SHUT- *video feed disconnected*

[Sir Sivelos]

Here ya go. *hands Sonic the Dimension Ring* =w=

I would give one to the kids and trolls, but the rest were stolen. :\

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yhea. Two left, and we're waiting for them to be identified.

[Sir Sivelos]

Indeed. =w=

[Wander]

Damn it Siv, you killed everything again. >:I

[Sonic20]

--- MEANWHILE, ON BOARD THAT OTHER TROLL SHIP ---

WARNING: Gamzee being gamzee, and karkat being karkat.

Spoiler:

GAMZEE: hey mother*****ers
GAMZEE: SOMETHING REALLY MOTHER*****ING BAD HAPPENED OVER HERE
KARKAT: FOR THE LAST *****ING TIME GAMZEE, YOUR COLLECTION OF WICKED ELIXIR RUNNING OUT IS NOT A *****ING EMERGEN- OH MY GOD.
*tavros's corpse is floating in space, in half*
GAMZEE: heh
GAMZEE: IT REALLY MOTHER*****ING LOOKS
GAMZEE: like someone got his way with tavros
KARKAT: GODDAMNIT VRISKA
KARKAT: YOU CANNOT STOP KILLING HIM FOR 5 MINUTES, CAN YOU?
KARKAT: AND WHY THE ***** DID YOU LEAVE THE PLANET.
*chirp*
KARKAT: DAMNIT WHERE ARE YOU.
KARKAT: ONLY ONE *****ING EIGHT-LEGGED CREEP KILLS TAVROS, AND THAT'S YOU.
GAMZEE: I REALLY DON'T MOTHER*****ING THINK
GAMZEE: that she was the cause of this

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*On-board the Troll Ship nearby Rose*

...What about Image? Any news on the more recent of the two threats?

[Sonic20]

ROSE: Hmm. I do know that the dark writs have acquired something or someone that seems to make them awfully smug. Also, I do believe the other troll ship is under attack by assassins.

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WARNING: Again, trolls being trolls. Their mouthes run like a leaky faucet.

Spoiler:

GAMZEE: so
GAMZEE: GUESS ***** JUST GOT
GAMZEE: mother*****ing real
KARKAT: IT DEFINITALLY LOOKS LIKE AN INSTANT KILL, SO WHOEVER DID THIS UNLIKE VRISKA ACTUALLY GOT THE JOB DONE QUICKLY AND INCREDIBLY GODDAMN QUIETLY.
GAMZEE: ... MOTHER*****ERS.
KARKAT: GAMZEE WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT NOW- OH WHAT THE HELL.
???: Hello gentlemen.
??? (2): How are you today?
KARKAT: SO YOURE THE SH*THEADS WHO KILLED TAVROS.
???: Quickly making assumptions, aren't we?
??? (2): But he is right.
???: We'll dispose of you two quickly. But, maybe the high blood can serve a greater purpose.
GAMZEE: do you really mother*****ing think
GAMZEE: ILL BE MOTHER*****ING SERVING YOU TWO
GAMZEE: because a word of advice mother*****ing mother*****ers
GAMZEE: YOUR ***** IS ABOUT TO BE WRECKED, YO.