The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

HI: BRACE FOR IMPACT

Swerve: Here we go again! *transforms into a car and braces himself*

HI: *randomly grabs Siv and throws him into the Swerve-car, then throws self into the car and braces for all of the impacts*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You are now out of...Well...Technically, where you were wasn't even a place at all, but you are now SOMEWHERE...Completely new. The Knowledge ring buzzes with information about this place...Unfortunately, apparently most of it is covered by a Blackout zone. D**mit. Your luck is awful. Might want to bug Tazz on that Lucky Ring...*

TBES:...OK, that's over. No more crazy shenanigans from an overpowered, disembodied, godslaying son-of-a-b**ch for you...I heard what you said. You keep talking as if Nightmare is the biggest threat you can think of...Honestly, I've killed worse. And more stubborn. And you're going to do that too if you're expecting to live through this conflict. If you ever do need to kill those two, you'll get to that when the time comes, and if you're clever enough to realize that there's a way to kill them off for good, you're more than clever enough to deal with those powers...And those could be worse...I've seen a horrendously powerful method of possession, even by the powerful standards possession is typically held too, and that was back then, when something your power would be a lot more of a big deal and such abilities were harder to use, too...And that's just for starters...But enough on that horses**t.

I fear that your enemies will quickly realize your patterns if you're aware of what could be true, assuming this is true at all, so I'll say this and leave it at that: I believe there is a specific pattern of people that are being resurrected. There is one other issue-they're being resurrected as if they were alive the whole time-in other words, people who died ages ago are being resurrected as if they never died at all...I don't know how this is even remotely possible, of course, but if the pattern holds, we'll start seeing a whole lot more Elder Souls, and what they would be capable of...It scares me, even. And I know the answer. Thankfully, whatever's going on doesn't seem to apply to the annihilated, though, which is a good relief-some people who wound up that way deserved it completely...There is ONE more catch to it that benefits you, as well. In the pattern...It defines what gets resurrected by a certain trait which I can't speak of, and only that trait-and not if that trait is specifically intact after that entity's resurrection. I can say that the pattern probably is a result of an Armageddon attempt, so they're resurrecting things that can be easily swayed to attempt to cause Armageddon...or, rather, WERE easily swayed. Or something along those lines. Many may have became more reasonable in death, far less...Omnicidal. I can only guess who will come back, and I don't know everyone, but it will be easy to tell who's a powerful Elder Soul and who isn't.

Find them, and recruit them if you can-really, finding as many people as possible and recruiting them to help investigate the pattern and stop the omnicidals will even the odds, as once Image realizes what's going on with the Black and what was going on with those two ships, he'll be on your heels, trying to do EXACTLY what you are...And he's got an advantage just by the nature of the resurrected, though again, it's all theoretical. If they won't join you but will join them, kill them-just because they're really powerful doesn't mean they're aware of how to use it, and that can even up a fight...Of course, before any of that, you will have to fix that engine of yours...Busted totally, sorry about that. Once that's done, you can see about making this for yourselves...

*The Bronze Elder Soul takes out a few pieces of paper, miserably with the same blurry effect as the rest of him. Runes appear around it, though, and that quickly changes-the paper turns physical, dropping out of the Elder Soul's hand in the process.*

TBES:...That is a blueprint of what was once called a DAED-a Dimensional and Aspatial Ether Drill. It's a tool to replicate what I did to get you here, and if done at the right points, where two Superdimension's borders touch, it'll send you through. The abnormal time-space in the area as a result of the contact is a dead giveaway where you can use a DAED at without sending yourself into the Blank or the Void. You'll have to outfit every major ship you have with this in order to keep completely mobile. It requires specific materials, most of which you do not have right now-I put the coordinates for the planet with those materials closest to you on those other papers, you can probably make a permanent base on there if you get the numbers for it...Discard them when you've memorized them, you don't need other people knowing.

I'm going to do what I can on my own, as much as possible. I have a feeling as to the next target of the pattern...We may meet shortly again, may not...But for now, good bye, and good luck.

*Clearly nobody here, even the Elder Soul, can teleport anywhere on account of not being anywhere in this Superdimension before, so instead he does something to the hull that allows him and the sword to phase through it for a second. After that, he's totally gone, and that bloody Klaxon finally stops wailing.*

*Also, to Silveos'es delight, at least ONE of the two fear deities was on the other ship the whole time. The other is completely absent, though. You don't know who is who yet, of course.*

[Sir Sivelos]

No, I'm not concerned they're our biggest threat. I know they aren't. I'm just worried of what they're capable of doing.

And Mr. Elder Soul, they are resurrected because fear exists. As long as fear exists, THEY exist. Even the most tiny smidgen will keep them from dying, even though severely weakening them. And I need to have a stern word with that deity. *puts on my stern disappointment face* ...Here I go.

Nightmare: Oh. Hello, Sivelos.

Me: Oh, god, it's you. Where is Dark Mind?

Nightmare: What? You aren't happy to see me?

Me: Shut up. You and I BOTH know that more pressing matters are at hand.

Nightmare: Hmm. True enough. But as for my counterpart's location, that is none of your concern.

Me: Oh, bullsh*t! It IS my concern, as well as everybody's on this ship. If the Dark Writs and English succeed, then no fear will exist. That means YOU won't exist.

Nightmare: A fair point. Very well. My counterpart is no longer on this ship. He is rallying his forces in the Mirror World, as well as recruiting others.

Me: Pff. 'Recruiting.' But thanks, Nightmare.

Nightmare: ...But of course.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Bronze Elder Soul is no longer there.*

The Black Elder Soul: <Mates, I have NO clue how you even figured that one out, but congradulations are in order...I'm not allowed to interfere with your matters beyond using you to make my life easier, sadly, as I did know all along, but I would have thought you would have been fooled by the Knowledge Ring. When one makes an artifact with all the knowledge of a multiverse-or rather, Superdimension-in mind, they don't think that there are others...Of course...How did you do that?>

TNT: Artifact reacted funny and caused it...It broke in the process, though...We blueprinted designs for something that'll let us do it on command so we're not trapped here, but there are some odd minerals we don't have...We'll have to look for them to get home.

The Black:<...Ancient peoples and their rule breaking artifacts, eh? Hahahaha!...But seriously...Unless you think they're legitimately attempting to kill you and will go out of their way to get at you, I can't find any reason why you'd want to be so far away from the Dark Writs like that. You can't just teleport back, you know! A Superdimension technically is eternally continuous, even if that means it's like a cartoon where you pass literally the same couch about a 100 times moving to the left the whole time...You know? You'll need that machine to escape, so I'd make that top priority! I've got the worlds you left behind to defend...Get everything underway over there, and get back here, I want those f***ers dead for good this time!>

TNT:...OK, we've got a mission statement, now let's actually get to the mission: Make this...DAED...And find the ressurected and deal with them...

...

*Freedom and Krathlos appear in the Dark Writ's base, having teleported there under the cover of a blackout zone*

DWI: *Is creating a DAED*

DWF: KRATHLOS'ES ENDEAVOR...Well...It didn't end well...

Krathlos: My father was completely non-compliant to our request before we even made it and we could not change his mind, even by Mindf***...He kept going on about me being a fake child, too...I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW!!!! *Shaking his fist at the ceiling, but nothing else, as he's just waaay too exausted to make a room swiss cheese again.*

DWI: I warned you about that. Your father has proven to be relatively uncooperative when presented with the opportunity of allegiance, and this assumes your father stood to benefit from it...

DWF: HE'S WORKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE!!! SOMEONE AGAINST US!!! But he refused to tell WHO, undermining the Ultimate Order as usual! FOOOOOOOOOL!!!

DWI:...What. How did...

...Wonderful...Just wonderful...First, our targets suddenly vanish to NOWHERE, and now Lrd English is proven to be against us...Of course, our pool of people who could legitimately do that is narrow.

DWF: Wait...VANISH?! TO NOWHERE?! Was it a suicide please tell me it was a suicide-

DWI:...We'll send some volunteers to find out if it was suicide...If not, though...Where they went...It is nowhere in this multiverse...

...If I am right, there are...Multiple Multiverses...It would mean destroying just one Multiverse, as we may have planned, doesn't get us the goal of true oblivion, the ultimate order-

DWF:...MOTHERF***ERS!!! MOTHERF***ING LYING MULTIVERSES! THEY SHALL UNVEIL THEIR LYING B**CHING SECRETS TO ME ONE DAY, BENDING TO MY WILL AND SUBMITTING TO MY DESIRES!

DWK: Heeheehee~ Freedom is turning me oooooooon~

DWI and Krathlos:.........

DWI:...Regardless of that...*Resumes working on the thing.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. According to the Knowledge Ring, another DAED is being constructed at the moment. But the thing is, it's not telling me who or where it's being built in or by. I thought that'd be a nice tidbit.

...Hmm. I think I'm going to go converse with people on the ship. Who knows, they may have info.


What the hell? Why is the ARP locked?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

What's going on with that? Like, seriously...Who locked it, for one?

I'll go ask JD...

...Oh, wait, nevermind, TH is doing that. I'm too lazy to ask.

[The-Hydra]

I feel like a detective of sorts who doesn't actually do any work

A defective detective, if you will

[Sonic20]

An incredibly hard-boiled detective.

"HYDRA SLEUTH"

-Press Start-

[The-Hydra]

Nah, I'm more of a -press select- kind of guy

[Rin Kagamine]

I have just finished one of the greatest anime I have ever seen.

...*starts crying*