The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

AHGETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFFFFFF *spastically flails arm*

*scrapes back claws against Sivelos' side before jumping away into the bushes*

[The-Hydra]

Like my new hat?

[Sir Sivelos]

IT IS A VERY NICE HAT AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. *wounds heal* THAT HURT.

[The-Hydra]

You, my friend, need a scratch-resisting hat!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Slaps RK off of Silveos'es arm* DON'T DO THAT! *Slaps RK again*

...

I haven't found a use for the Possession Ring yet-nobody serious enough to attempt that on that doesn't seriously outclass us to the point where I'm pretty sure it would never work...The Lucky Ring is mostly a passive thing when not screwing with luck, which I don't have reason for either. Bluh.

*The Troll announcer notes that the ships are going down on the planet specified by those coordinates. It's apparently mostly volcanic with an abundance of oxygen but no significant colonies of lifeforms due to lack of water. This doesn't mean there aren't things out there-namely weak Blazes or other magma-based golems......There are also two energy spikes on the surface of the planet that clearly aren't any of them. The Trolls have found the compounds required far away from those nasty things and can quickly start getting the parts up to speed for the DAED. Yes, they repaired the engines while you lot were goofing around. Troll tech did it, that's all you need to know.*

That's our cue...The trolls will take care of mining out the metals for the DAED, we'll check out those energy spikes. We'll make the thing on-ship, though. We'll need enough for two, which'll give us a good deal of time while we go and explore. Sound good?

[The-Hydra]

Trolls can be announcers now? Racism is officially dead in this world.

[Wander]

Swerve: *is now apparently awake* OOH, CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE RINGS, PLEASE?

HI: NO YOU CAN'T

Swerve: No free drinks for you.

HI: WAIT WHAT NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Swerve: Yes I can.

HI: YOU CAN'T DEPRIVE ME OF MY DAILY TWELVE GLASSES OF HIGH GRADE

THAT'S ILLEGAL D:

Swerve: No it's not, and yes I can.

HI: NUUUUU //flops

Swerve: Anyway, CAN I HAVE A RING?

[Bulbasaur]

How'd we start talking about rings?

[The-Hydra]

They're a recurring thing with Tazz. Ring of this, Ring O' that, etc.

[Sir Sivelos]

A wizard did it.

And Tazz, by Blaze, do you mean of the Minecraftian, Nether-dwelling variety?