The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Er. *SIVELOS uses TECH: HEAL ORDER. Various REPAIR DRONES come in and quickly rez the group.* Much better. And also... I only had one of those. But maybe I can find / make some more! *SIVELOS focuses, and the Reality Gauntlet creates a DIRE CUBE.* ...A Dire Cube. Hmm. *pokes it, and it shakes and makes snarling noises*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Uh-oh.

*Tazz Backs off. Nidhogg is busy with one of the last of the armada, who's being quite slippery.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. *picks up the DIRE CUBE and throws it NIDHOGG-wards, which explodes into DIRE WOLVES upon contact.* Oooh. Neat.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Dire Wolves fail to even catch Nidhogg's attention. They were like lice in your hair from his perspective. That ship is still slippery and keeping Nidhogg distracted. The ship with the arms. You know? The arms that negate Nidhogg's defense and can kill him realistically, the arms on the ships you destroyed and who's salvage is floating around the area, easily grabbed? Those arms!?*

...*Tazz starts piecing everything together*...Well...This is just a horrible day for all involved. Let's grab those guns, Silvy.

[Sir Sivelos]

((Lice is actually a real pain. I can speak from firsthand experience. :( ))

YES. *opens a Dimensional Hole directly to the guns to conserve time* Let us retrieve the arms.

[Lovecraft]

I leave for a couple of weeks and interdimensional lice happen.
*smh*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. You returned at an unfortunate time, to be honest. .n.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yeah, pretty poor timing. Now grab this gun and fire at the giant space worm as much as humanly possible, we're subverting a Hopeless Boss fight. *Fires the gun at Nidhogg while it chases that ship some more.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*joins in shooting Nidhogg* So dakka, this is.

[Wander]

I AM NOT DEAD I AM NOW HERE YES HELLO WHAT HAVE I MISSED