The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Maybe. You do not seem to have one, Ms. Purple Ee-

*A pulse of PURE PULCHRITUDE blasts into the room, narrowly avoiding all present*

...DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT'S ONLY A GIANT CAKE MONSTER USING SEPULCHRITUDE WITHOUT SQUID PRO QUO INK. Absolutely nothing is wrong, carry on with your lives like nothing happened...

[Bruce Banner]

I win ofc :3

[Rin Kagamine]

For someone who is nonexistent you seem to post a lot.

[The-Hydra]

I just made that up on the spot/Tarred and feathered

[Rin Kagamine]

Tarred?! Feathered!? Who raised you?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

My status as a NONEXISTENT ENTITY allows me complete ignorance of EXISTENCE, giving me almost 100% brainpower to focus upon IMAGINARY AND NONEXISTENT ENTITIES.

Hope this answers your question.

[The-Hydra]

My parents. As far as I know.

[Rin Kagamine]

*shakes head* Nevermind. Maybe I shouldn't have stopped my manga reading *starts reading again*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

His answer has a 111% chance of being TRUE, and a -11% chance of it being FALSE.

HENCEFORTH IT IS TRUUUUEEEEE.

[The-Hydra]

I can't help but agree.