The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The PokeBall fails to do anything to Nidhogg, not a Pokemon.*

*Nidhogg's second acid barrage is narrowly avoided by the ship as the group keeps firing at Nidhogg. You're a 1/4th of the way there-keep it up!*

S2 GET ON YOUR FEET AND HELP ME SHOOT THIS WORM!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Do these have charged shots? *FIRING ENSUES*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I don't think so, they're kind of like machine guns!

*Nidhogg chases the ship, using laser eyes to continually damage the ship's shields*

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh. Hm. Okay. *firing ensues*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Nidhogg is down to 2/3rd HP! All things considered, this is wonderful progress! Unfortunately, Nidhogg has stopped fruitlessly chasing your vessel-which was faster and had better handling than Nidhogg-and started charging up a massive laser. It's unlikely you will survive a direct hit. And no, its mouth is NOT open for this, it's using its laser eyes.*

...Oh, come on! Captain, keep us away from that laser!

[Sir Sivelos]

Um... Ahah! *SIVELOS creates another DIRE CUBE - which is covered, in every square inch, in brown porcupine-esque quills - and throws it NIDHOGGwards! It hits NIDHOGG's eye! Even if it didn't do damage, it still should have distracted him*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You take off pressure for all of a second-unfortunately, it immediately resumes charging the laser afterwards, and no progress was lost on his part. But hey, better than absolutely NOTHING, right? One more second of damage! Silver linings!*

OH COME ON! *Keeps firing*

[Sir Sivelos]

Eh. MAYBE

WE SHOULD SHOOT ITS EYES

CONTINUOUSLY

[Wander]

//totally not sleeping in the background

*also totally not sleeping in the background while making snoring whale noises*

[Sir Sivelos]

ICY WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING

There's a bloody Hopeless Boss we need to subvert. GET UP *throws some POCKET SAND into Icy's face*