The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The laser fires as Nidhogg hits half HP. It lands at such an angle that both ships are hit. Both are destroyed. You blackout from sheer damage, then die when Nidhogg swallows you later.*

*You respawn...Uh, somewhere. It's dark and a cave, but light is not far.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, come on. Even without my omniscience, it's painfully obvious we've been swallowed. Anyway... *holds up a SUPER GLOWSTICK! It is literally a rod that glows at the brightness of a common, environmentally friendly, easy-on-the-eyes LIGHTBULB.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It is an ACTUAL cave, upon closer inspection, not Nidhogg's insides. Too much actual stone.*

...Bluh, Silvy...I don't think we ever put the rings back on...We were still charging the Knowledge ring.

...Rocks. Well, Nidhogg must have killed us and we must have respawned...

[Sir Sivelos]

CHARGING. The rings were not powered by electricity. They never had a charge-restriction in the first place.

But whatevs. We might as well look around.

[Wander]

OKAY I'M AWAKE- wait where are we

*leans in closely with a stare of disapproval* What have you done now.

SCRAP HE'S NOT A BIG DADDY ANYMORE AAHH //FRANTICALLY OPENS A SPACE BRIDGE AND SHOVES SHICKY IN

okay done crisis averted

[Sir Sivelos]

Aw. Anyway, we seem to be in a cave. ...And no, I don't know that because I'm omniscient, I know that because we're in a god darn cave. *waves SUPER GLOWSTICK around to illuminate the area*

[The-Hydra]

I don't care if an RP is going on. I need to vent.

Using stone to beat the True arena like a coward, right?

Going well, because it's @#$%ing stone, right?

On Queen Sectonia's soul, right? (I'm not sure if that's final or before-final but no one tell me)

Got her down real low, right?

FRAKKIN' 3DS CARD EJECT

SHOULDA DOWNLOADED DAMMIT

That is all.

[Sir Sivelos]

OH GOD HYDRA

THAT IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN *hug pats, so so many hug pats*

[The-Hydra]

Such a shame. On the bright side:

THERE IS NO BRIGHT SIDE

I only feel a cold darkness

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh. Well, just do what I do! TRY AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY. AND FAIL. UNTIL YOU ONE DAY SUCCEED. And perhaps loose a significant portion of your sanity. e_e