The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

WOW. That guy sure knows how to party hard. *smoke disappears, white mask attaches onto Icy's leg*

why do you always gotta be on my leg

'Cause.

of course. anyway you guys, do your stuff

Frenzy, eject. *ejects Frenzy*

Aw yeah, demolition team's here! *high fives Frenzy*

Hey, Megs! You don't mind if I. . .

Not at all. *transforms into a gun and falls into Swerve's hands*

YEEESSSS. *starts firing at Bloodhound*

*fires at Bloodhound with his gun, and the FREAKING GUNS ON HIS FOREHEAD. YES I AM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT, SIV*

*transforms his arms into pile drivers and starts making earthquakes, with a few fissures here and there*

*does the same, making the earthquakes bigger and the fissures wider*

*starts firing his shoulder cannon at Bloodhound*

Now that's GOTTA be doing a LOT of damage, right?

[Sir Sivelos]

((I know. That caught me by surprise too. XD))

*SIVELOS uses GOD TECH: AHAB'S SEVEN TERRORS! Sivelos leaps into the air, and seven mythical sea beasts - The Kraken, The Great White Whale, Poseidon, Oceanus, an Angler Fish, an the dreaded Megalodon, all made of salt water - appear and begin viciously attacking Bloodhound. The Kraken strangles him with its tentacles. The Great White Whale blasts him with a spray of high volume foam. Poseidon impales Bloodhound on his Trident, before casting him into a fissure. In the fissure, Oceanus charges Bloodhound with his shark-pulled Chariot, throwing him back onto the surface. The Angler Fish bursts out of nowhere and begins viciously disemboweling Bloodhound. Finally, the Megalodon swallows Bloodhound whole with its massive maw. A blue light appears above Sivelos, transforming into a strange and mythical harpoon gun. The gun is fired at Bloodhound, vaporizing the Megalodon and inflicting massive water-based damage onto Bloodhound! A massive tsunami is summoned due to the attack, and floods the area.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Entei Bloodhound takes all of those attacks, but not entierly like a boss. He's still standing before you wet and ragged, severely damaged but not out. He's angry. Very angry. This was going his way!*

Bloodhound:...This is why I take out the buffers first.

*That explains...Well, a lot of why Silveos has been so relentlessly attacked from the word 'go.'*

*Entei Bloodhound uses LV. 3523 LEGENDTECH: PRIDE BEFORE A FALL! Silveos'es buffs turn into debuffs (and vice-versa), and then Silveos is damaged by how much was changed! As the stats were buffed as Far as Silveos'es Class-ups and Levels could possibly take them, to numbers that well outdid his max HP value-then going down to zero...*

*...Silveos died. Again. He respawns, somewhat disoriented and with no gold or EXP to his name at this point, and without his previous buffs, but otherwise completely fine. If he dies again, he'll be teleported back to the shipwreck...Now nowhere near where you are. Of course, Beating Bloodhound is probably a few Level-Ups, so don't fret.*

*Entei Bloodhound turns his attention to the bots and Tazzes, what with Silveos no longer being a massive, max-attack threat, and then uses LV. 9352 PYROTECH: SURFACE OF THE SUN! Though the direct space under you (and those flying) are naturally spared, every other surface turns to white-hot magma. Fire DoT is inflicted to everyone. Entei Bloodhound buffs up as long as the heat remains due to this.*

*Freedom, now having dealt with the Orc and Troll troops (or what was left thereof after the Overcharge), is now turning his attention towards you, and is ordering Nidhogg to come at you so he can cast properly. Coincidentally, due to Bloodhound's previous Overcharge attack, Nidhogg and Freedom are both VERY close to dying...However, as you know, killing Nidhogg will actually will bite you in the a**, as a deathblow under normal circumstances will just make him split into two completely healthy selves, and TWO Nidhogg under Freedom's command is just a hideous curbstomp battle waiting to happen. You'd best aim carefully at Freedom, who doesn't have such luck.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*stumbles and falls over again* Nyeeeeeeh. ...Tazz... I have another idea, but it is bloody dangerous. And no, not the Corona's Lotus again.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: I'd actually like it if we reserve whatever you've got planned now for a time when massive, ridiculous damage is going to be thrown around like it's going out of style. PLEASE! Just attack Freedom with something that auto-hits and does him in, Nidhogg might ally up. Nidhogg. The giant space worm of death. Let that one sink in...Well, emphasis on 'might', but Freedom dead is awesome any day...

*Teal creates a CRYSTAL BARRIER for you to hide behind, just in case you don't hit anything.*

[Sir Sivelos]

FINE, FINE. I guess summoning an undead demon to help us isn't good enough, but fine. *SIVELOS equips the MAGIC 8-BATON! He tosses it into the air, catches it, and takes a gander. It says: "TOSS ME TO FREEDOM."*

HEY FREEDOM CATCH *SIVELOS throws the MAGIC 8-BATON at FREEDOM.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Freedom actually attempts your offer to catch it, and is distracted from his spell. Alas, the stick went nowhere near him, he's just too high up. This is a good opening for an attack, though. You'd better be quick, Nidhogg approaches! With the ground mostly being white-hot magma, Entei-Bloodhound dives under to avoid acidic punishment.*

[Sir Sivelos]

AGH DAMMIT *SIVELOS quickly flies up above NIDHOGG and drops it into FREEDOM's hands.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It does not do anything. Freedom just swats you away with a quickly generated Magic orb, completely distracting him-destroying the stick without any additional effects or energy release in the process. Apparently the stick was generated to DISTRACT Freedom for an attack, not actually attack at all. Of course...You're still very close as it stands, and Freedom is unable to counter with a true spell or anything, and being magic-focused means he won't have much melee.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS crashes to the ground. He gets up, dusts himself off, and sighs* Okay. That's it. I'm calling in Galligath. *all of a sudden, a red portal opens in the sky, and the demon Galligath bursts out in all his glory.*

*Galligath is a large, thick-bodied, crimson serpentine demon. He's at least 50 feet in length. On the end of his tail is a flame-shaped crest. He has a thick, ring shaped collar (not the artificial kind) around his torso, and above that is a roaring fire with a head inside. The head has two long horns, similar to Tavros's, except for vertically large. He also has two large, leathery bat wings. However, something seems a bit off about him... His crimson scales are dull and dirty, one of his wings is damaged and nearly broken, and his head - upon closer inspection - is a large skull. It seems to be missing its lower jaw, and its left horn is broken. Lacking a lower jaw, he lets out a loud, demonic screech of rage. He gives SIVELOS an expectant glare.*

...Go nuts. *SIVELOS gestures to FREEDOM and BLOODHOUND.* Oh. But make sure not to kill that. *SIVELOS points at NIDHOGG.*