The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Tazzes attempt to make another Ice Wall while you're gone, successfully blocking another acid barrage. Meanwhile, in the magma...*

*...You're shot out of the magma by Galligath (with his hammer) and almost immediately sent into the tail end of the acid barrage. You only get hit with one shot, but you take insane damage from it. You better back off and heal while you have this time!*

[Sir Sivelos]

OH MY GOOOOOD. *SIVELOS uses TECH: TEMPORAL MARATHON! SIVELOS flashsteps infront of FREEDOM. Still under the effects of TEMPORAL MARATHON, SIVELOS introduces the ULTIMATE GALAXIA to FREEDOM's everywhere. Mostly his face and jugular.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Freedom gets nailed hard by your attacks as he and Galligath flee the lava and back well off without retaliating, wasting their turns! However, Freedom's not down yet. it shouldn't be much longer, Freedom has no ability to heal himself...Galligath's trying to protect him as compensation. Or rather, he's using Galligath to protect himself.*

Freedom: YOU IMPUDENT WHELPS! CEASE THIS FIGHTING! GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES, AND DO MY BIDDING!

*Even Galligath and Nidhogg give him a look.*

Freedom:...OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE ULTIMATE ORDER! I AM NOT A-

*Many of the Tazzes converge and start targeting Freedom with a variety of moves. Flonne Tazz heals you from afar, restoring you to 60% HP.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Thanks, Tazz. ANYWAYYYY *SIVELOS continues slashing FREEDOM's face with the ULTIMATE GALAXIA at near lightspeed.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Galligath, despite being slower than Silveos even without his Temporal Marathon, is still in such a position as to soak up all damage directed to Freedom. He drops his hammer on your head and throws you away. You'll either have to break Galligath's guard to get a strike in on Freedom, or just take out Galligath for real. Tazz and company seem to be gunning for the former, trying to stun/knockdown/blind/disorient/do something to Galligath to make him unable to properly soak up damage heading to Freedom. Teal seems to be trying to go this route too.*

*You're lucky Warmth has limited charges, which Freedom just expended all at once.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm... Sorry about this buddy! *SIVELOS uses TECH: LVL 9999 STARLIGHT LULLABY! A strange noise is emitted, particularly aimed towards Galligath, that seems to be making all who hear it fall unconscious.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Freedom's abilities immunize him. All your allies and Galligath are unconscious...As well as Nidhogg, who crashes into the (solid, non-magma) ground behind you for 1 hitpoint. It now has EXACTLY 1 hitpoint. If Nidhogg is hit ONCE, by ANYTHING that isn't a buff, or if ANY DoT effect that affects Nidhogg is active, it dies and splits into two. On the other hand, Freedom, who is low on hitpoints and completely weak, is wide open.*

*Freedom uses UNIQUETECH: TRAINS ON TIME! Though he is unboosted by any speed buff at this point, he can no longer use anything that speeds up or slows down ANYTHING until totally healed. Temporal Marathon will not work. Freedom combos into UNIQUETECH: EQUALIZED SLAVERY! You are similarily forbade from any sort of buff. Oh, and as to add insult to injury, Freedom, having targeted you with an offensive attack, has Paralyzed you. You cannot move! You can still attempt to attack from range...*

[Sir Sivelos]

UM... For one. *SIVELOS used TECH: HEAL ORDER on NIDHOGG! Several repair drones come in an patch him up. Then, SIVELOS uses COMPRESSED COSMIC CATACLYSM! A very small yet extremely potent explosion occurs right in FREEDOM's face.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Repair drones die en-route due to the lava which they pass over, and Heal Order fails. You're lucky Nidhogg's nowhere near said DoT magma, though.*

*Freedom dies horribly. You know he'll respawn, though. The chains of control over Galligath and Nidhogg are broken. Everyone is still asleep, incluing Teal. The DoT magma vanishes.*

[Bulbasaur]

greeting mens!