The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[windsagesety]

@sivelos, idk

but what I do know is that now that I've started posting here, sanity is a thing of the past.
...and the less said about my profile page and About Me, the better.

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm trying to come up with a pun for your 'occupation' that doesn't sound dirty. Uh...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...STAAAAALLLKEEEEERRRR!!

THE-HYDRA IS NOT HERE, CRAZED THE-HYDRA FANPERSON! BEGONE! TURN IN YOUR ANTI-CANCER BAGELS ELSEWARE!!!

*Rushes Sciz with a ridiculously massive shotgun.*

[windsagesety]

I think you'll find that that's impossible, Siv.

Also I'm not a stalker or a fanperson. I'm a Sciz, which is much, much worse.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Shoots Sciz with the ridiculous shotgun*

THERE IS NO HYDRA HERE! NARY A SCEEEEENT!!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

TAZZ CALM DOWN

Sciz is just Sciz. He's... a bit of a... yeah. :I

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

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*Shoots Sciz again anyways*

...OK, Silvy. L00T or new ships?

[Sir Sivelos]

Wait. Don't tell me. SCIZ WAS THE ENERGY FLUCTUATION!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...No. That was Storm.

Again, do you want to grab L00T first, or the new ships?

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh... Loot. I mean L00T. Whatever.

...And wait, who?