The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I WILL BANISH YOU WITH THE SPEAKING OF THE THUS-FAR COLLECTED LORE OF THIS INSANELY LONG STOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!!

*Windsage is banished from the ship before he even gets a word in*

[Sir Sivelos]

Jeez. Tazz, you silly. Anyway... We never really got to discuss Chaos before. I think we should, in case we run into one of them. Or... him.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I have two questions: Is he a massive Raid boss? Is he out to blow up existence?

As of right now, I'm not caring unless he's either of those things.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, kind of both. He is nonexistence incarnate, supposedly. I guess that's why he was there when I created my reality? But anyway, he's supposed to enact the destruction of reality. But when he does it depends on which persona you're talking to. If it's his Dark Chaos form, he's like the Dark Writs - he wants to see the world burn. But if you're talking to Light Chaos, then he is determined that Armageddon must happen at a specific time and location. So he's kind of neutral over all. And to put it bluntly... Chaos is THE strongest being in my mythos. Stronger than the Sovereign. See, when I designed the Sovereign, there was something I put into him. A limit on his evolution factor. Once he reaches his limit, that's when he's at his strongest. Chaos's power far exceeds his limit by an almost ungodly ratio. But basically, if we encounter one of him, we might be able to strike a deal with him, Light Chaos specifically. And if we do, and the two merge again... We'd have a physical god helping us out.

[Dragotech]

*reconstitutes at random*
*Dissipates Tazz*
*Laughs Evilly*

[Sir Sivelos]

Which Tazz?

[Dragotech]

Oh shoot... There are many of them...

*Dissipates the Tazzes and fuses all of the Tazzes together!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

:0

SUPER TAZZ???

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Silveos. Everything in your Mythos thus far seems determined to murder us horribly except possibly Sovereign, so I'd stop making THAT side of your Mythos. If the Dark Writs find Chaos, Freedom can go and DOMINATE his sorry a**-and later down the road force Chaos to fixate with his Dark Side...And you know he can do it, too! You saw what he did to Nidhogg!

I'd just not go back to the original Superdimesion where you made all of that jazz, and hope to everything we don't have to go back, or that the Dark Writs don't have to go back and accidentally stumble upon him. I don't want them getting MORE help, Elder Souls are strong enough as it is!

...We're going to be arriving shortly. Oh, yeah-*Shows off upgraded Madder-Man, having infused it with the Universe Edge. It now has Size-Change up to a Universe's size and even more insane stats.*-check it out! It's awesome, am I right?

*The Tazzes disperse from the Super Tazz*...Drago, I'll remember that one. Thank you for that. I'll ignore that it was an attempt to cause serious Body Horror. You need a recap of what's going on?

[Dragotech]

Yes... and now you are Super Tazz!

*Laughs Hysterically*

*Creates a forge and begins smithing*