The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

...OK, I have my gear ready in case something got insulted.

((heehee late response is late but w/e))

did somebody say



oh no wait that's metal gear /shot

[Rin Kagamine]

What!? There's a hole here to the other thread!? *looks through hole and starts to nosebleed*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, technically it's a hole to a dimensional rift. I would not advise keeping oneself in between the hole...THINGS...Happen to people who keep between those points, and albeit the hole is stable, a Portal Cut would be the LEAST of your worries...

*Pulls RK in*

Also, a hole to the KotH thread, where the pulse of Pulchritude that cut this nasty swath came from. *Points in the opposite direction.* That place...It is violent. Considering an attack just shot through that hole strong enough to burn this BURN RESISTENT FLOOR, I would advise going there, claiming the hill-even if only for a few scant minutes-and gain powers from it's incredible abilities, THEN poke your head in the hole to prevent violent death. Even I, who would like that hill to remain mine, cannot deny the hill's ability to prevent death and revert time to do so is...Quite a boon for training.

And here I go spouting exposition again. *Narrowly evades brick*

[Rin Kagamine]

@_@

Okay...whatever you say...*wipes off blood*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Or, in short, if you do not wish to somehow get some form of protection, It would be ill-advised to toy with whatever dwells within the rift: Whoever is there is either quite the unlucky ba****d, or there of his/her own accord, and dimensional travel implies some level of power or technological advancement enough to be formidable. One of those two.

Let us hope someone from THAT thread doesn't get ideas and tries to invade...Granted, I am the Baron of the Avatar Role Play thread, so it is unlikely that I would need to defeat them, merely convince them against foolish action.

[Rin Kagamine]

Uh...still confusing...but I think I understand.

So, do they know about this place? *points to the hole to the rift*

And also, I know you've been reading the role-play thread. I check the online list frequently when I'm bored...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yes. Oddly enough, I actually AM the Baron of the thread. Go ask T-H, he literally made me it. I have no responsibilities outside of answering to the title, and I'm not sure there are any perks aside from a minibar.

And it is likely they do, it's one of many holes that could take oneself there...Of course, closer inspection would reveal differences that would attract them.

IT IS A SHAME WE LACK A DEUS EX SOWING MACHINA, FOR NOTHING ELSE COULD FEISABLY REPAIR THE FABRIC OF TIMESPACE THAT HAS BEEN SO UTTERLY TORN!!!

[The-Hydra]

Well, We're working on a miniature golf course to go with the mini-bar.

[Rin Kagamine]

Naw, it's fine. (Thinking: Oh my God, Len's over there!)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well, I do have a Destroyer from the Canadian Navy, so I guess that's as close as we'll get. Among an Ax that can grow to a Galaxy's size...Let us just hope that nothing comes out to kick our a**es, I have a feeling we're going to get a lot of heat if something falls through to this place.

...ALSO, DOES ANYONE HAVE A DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA?! I MISSPELLED IT THE LAST TIME BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT!!!