The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Karma takes the attack like a boss. The Pizza rain confuses everyone for a turn, even the Fireteam.*

Image: FOCUS!

*Karma gains initiative on your sorry hides.*

*Karma uses UNIQUETECH: WHIRLWIND FLING! Quickly Putting Tazz between her shield and her, she suddenly goes to the center of the platform, taking Tazz with her, and proceeds to jump up and spin. Rapidly spin, mind. Her Shield gets caught up in an outer cyclone, which encompasses the whole platform, slamming into your faces, while Tazz takes additional damage from being in the inner cyclone itself. He's also incredibly dizzy.*

*Then, Karma descends, rear first, onto Tazz'es face.*

Tazz:...You have got to be kidding-

*Sadly, I do not kid, but I share your sentiment. Yes, she just ate you with the other end, basically.*

Karma: What? Surprised? Hee hee~ You are just SO confused! But you make it hurt...So good~ Tee hee~

*Oh, yes, your previous thoughts on Karma's dress was...correct, to put it simply. Though it is back on...You're now inflicted with Deprave, with thoughts of Karma's form flooding combat procedure and the like, causing all stats to have a .75x multiplier penalty.*

*Tazz is in need of a Respawn. For whatever reason that hasn't happened yet, but bear with it. Sometimes it's like that.*

[Sir Sivelos]

...You're quite the quirky one. .n.

[Voltaire Magneton]

The time is... 4:45 p.m.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Karma: What, I'm not being straightforward? Hee hee~ All I want is some fun and some-Oh, oh oh oh!

*To summarize, Silvy: Karma, being a Succubi, is interested in exactly one thing this Narrator does not think needs explaining. As a Succubi Matriarch, doing so makes more Succubi on top of that, so deny any attempts for her to...You know.*

*Karma, quickly blushing (but otherwise looking as lustful as possible), seems to have something slide out of her rear. It does NOT seem to be a bit of dung...Or Tazz. This has wasted her turn.*

Lillith Tazz:...*Incoherent swearing*

*It appears that whatever Karma did was an attempt to make Tazz a Succubi (which would have allowed the original to respawn) under her control, but due to his status as the Knight of Heart, which means he's got a Hivemind thing going on with his many alternates...Tazz just turned into a Succubi under his own control. Succubi are all-female. So, in short: he just turned into an Anime Girl yet again.*

*His/her incoherent swearing startles Karma for another turn, which means Sivelos has ONE turn to freely wail upon Karma's sorry hide and forget about the few posts before this with copious amounts of Brain Bleach.*

[windsagesety]

I have no idea what is going on, so...

+6 252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power windsagesety Helping Hand Insanity vs. -6 0 HP / 0- Def Dry Skin The Nonexistent Tazz in Sun on a critical hit: 144936288-170513284 (14493628800 - 17051328400%) -- guaranteed OHKO

TAZZ CAN NO LONGER STOP ME

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You just stumbled into Tazz being turned into an Anime Girl for the 8th time in the single most off-the-wall, weird and sick way possible...Period. Tazz has been immunized to Insanity! And on that note, please note those numbers would come to about .00009 percent of your DUMP stat in this game?! This narrator has stopped keeping track of the huge numbers for an incredibly good reason!*

Lillith-Tazz: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR WINDSAGE GO MURDER THAT-*More incoherent swearing whist pointing at Karma*

[Wander]

//totally not sleeping in the middle of a battle

*his mask is just on the ground, no demon-smoke to be seen anywhere*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You awaken JUST in time to see Karma and a Succubi attempt to murder each other in a way that heavily resembles something else entirely. The smaller Succubi is cussing her mouth out. You almost instantly realize-by the power of the Narrative and running gags-that the smaller Succubi is Tazz, turned into an Anime girl yet again. You ought to help kill Karma. Because, you know, that's a thing.*

[Wander]

OH

i gotta get the bots to help

HOJI DO SOMETHING //jumps into a space bridge, as usual

*smoke envelops his mask as he forms his body again* Ooh, I can watch everyone die, because I CAN'T ACTUALLY FIGHT. Watching is still doing something!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Lillith-Tazz uses Hoji's mask and shoves it onto Karma's face, expecting possible possession of Karma, which would be EXTREMELY useful. If that fails, she uses it as a weapon instead.*