The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 05-31-2014, 06:59 PM

*Once again, it works and the Second Demon Fireteam is killed to death. You may want to hold off overusing it, otherwise they'll wisen up. The First Demon Fireteam-and Karma-is catching up, though.*

*The Gravity well to the next Platform is ready! The platform seems to be a ring around...Uh, something. Looks like the actual midboss.*

*Tazz leaps into the Gravity Well to get to the ring-like platform.*

**Sir Sivelos** · 05-31-2014, 07:02 PM

*SIVELOS follows suit. He also equips the STINGER and Ultimate Galaxia.*

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 05-31-2014, 07:17 PM

*The Ring-like platform you've landed on encompasses...Something. It looks like a Gravity Node, an artifact that could be used to sustain the artificial, earth-like gravity on these asteroids and platforms. It also appears to be heavily armed and ready to kill anything that attacks...But that means you have initiative on his sorry hide.*

*Karma and the first Demon Fireteam are at the Gravity Well to your location! They will come next move! One-shotting a miniboss is more than a little hard...So make the most of the move you get!*

**Dennis Jansen** · 05-31-2014, 07:18 PM

LOL. I WANNA WIN THIS!

**Bulbasaur** · 05-31-2014, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dennis Jansen

LOL. I WANNA WIN THIS!

Nope.

**Sir Sivelos** · 05-31-2014, 07:20 PM

You're not going to. This game will never end.

Oh. And... *SIVELOS uses tech: TEMORAL MARATHON! SIVELOS unleashes another deudly 1000x HIT COMBO with Ultimate Galaxia AND the STINGER simultaneously at the speed of light!*

**Metal Gear Snivy** · 05-31-2014, 07:43 PM

I think I might steal the hill on PE2K one last time... and then we'll pretend it's locked.

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 05-31-2014, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Metal Gear Snivy

I think I might steal the hill on PE2K one last time... and then we'll pretend it's locked.

Already did that.

*The Machine takes HIDEOUS damage, down to 10% HP! However, in a surprise coutnerattack, Sivelos takes all of that damage backwards...Sivelos doesn't have the HP to handle it and dies.*

*He respawns at the start, but due to a special device, He's instantly chained to Tazz and yanked back to his previous position. Only a simultanious total party wipe could reset progress (for you OR the Fireteams)*

*Tazz does a basic attack, which takes out the machine. It's last counterattack does severe damage, but whatever. The Gravity well it was blocking opens-just in time too, as Karma and company are already on your a**es.*

*Tazz grabs Sivelos and dives into the Well as Karma and company land on the platform. They're not far behind at all!