The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Nidhogg NOW notices you and scratches the pore telekinetically, to no effect. He shrugs as much as a giant space worm can-what could sealing off JUST ONE pore do when he's got thousands?*

Tazz:...*Looks around for a few minutes, trying to piece everything together, whist hiding every last self behind the Ice wall*...Sivelos...Do you think/know Strangulation will kill this sucker? For good?! No splitting to worry about?!

Nidhogg: Wait...YOU DARE TO-

Tazz: I feel like that confirms it.

Nidhogg:..Then Nidhogg ssssssssshall be sssssssswift in your ssssssssslaughter!

[Mr. Nyan]

Uh...
*picks MAGNA-BOMB*
I guess I'll just restart. *press MAGNA-BOMB activator button*
*goes back in time*
Well... It looks like... It worked.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You go too far back! Nyan has booted himself from the Dungeon! His actions will have no affect on this battle.*

*Even Nidhogg seems confused as to why he did that instead of just using some kind of Escape Rope.*

*Tazz-ALL OF HIM/HER/IT-uses LV. 99 FLASH FREEZE and starts freezing Nidhogg's pores en-masse, depriving him of an attack. Nidhogg's Acid barrages are weakened-there's less pores to fire the acid from!*

*The Knowledge ring pipes up: It's a good idea to make sure Nidhogg doesn't try anything on the Tazzes while they work, otherwise your progress will be lost on the fight-and this may be the quickest way to kill it! You have to be on the defensive and get ready to use technques to counter any attacks Nidhogg sends Tazzes way. Alternatively, you can help freeze the pores-Nidhogg needs a lot of oxygen, if you keep him deprived of enough for long enough...You know that the Ice walls can block it, so Ice magic will work to clog.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Wheeee! *SIVELOS uses TECH: Starlight Lullaby! A strange noise is emitted, knocking all foes unconscious, but not killing them.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The many Tazzes scatter as Nidhogg attempts to flee it. Another third of his pores are permanently encased by the glue-unfortunately, he didn't get hit dead on, but that was still incredibly good. Your energy is a bit low for something of that level to occur again, but that is still immensely helpful! 2/3rds of his pores are clogged now!*

Nidhogg:...Nidhogg...You are ssssssssstrangling...Nidhogg...MUST NOT!

*Nidhogg rushes into a nearby meteor, breaking off the ice. Only 1/3rd of his pores are clogged now. The Tazzes start trying to throw the platform AT the giant space worm. All the wihle, Nidhogg is STILL doing his acid barrage-best be careful on where you are!*

Image:...Stop him, someone STOP THOSE FOOLS! GET IN CLOCKSTOPPERS!

*MORE explosive Drop pods! They're landing on Nidhogg's back and on your platform!*

*The people that come out are still demons, but one stands out-he's holding a pocketwatch in one hand and his weapon, a gun, in the other. The gun has a star-like pattern on it as well.*

[Sir Sivelos]

...Huh. *SIVELOS uses GOD TECH: COSMIC CATACLYSM, level 9999!!! The explosion literally is just a meter in diameter, and happens right inside the Clockstopper. Since it is compressed to such a very small size, it receives a 100x damage boost!!!*

[Suicune's Fire]

Nidhogg:..Then Nidhogg ssssssssshall be sssssssswift in your ssssssssslaughter!

Hey, have you played Nidhogg? O:

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I've heard of it, but I really wasn't thinking too hard about it.))

*...Except, it appears to instead be magnetized to the star-patterned gun, and does no damage whatsoever to the Clockstopper. Using Star Magic at all seemed to be a REALLY bad idea. Perhaps the Clockstopper was deployed with that gun EXACTLY for that reason? Because you pwned a few, otherwise hard-to-kill fireteams with ultra-powerful Star Magic? Repetitive use in a small period of time has an effect on enemy deployment, and you'd do best to remember it...*

Clockstopper: Tick tick. Not so easy, I'm afraid.

*He then fires the gun, and you take the Cosmic Cataclysm to the face, with all the damage boosting you decided was necessary to kill him due to the compression. You horribly die, respawn, and are brought back to Tazz instantly, who has carved said Clockstopper's face in quite brutally with an Ax during that time along with freezing the rest of his team solid as he gets back onto Nidhogg.*

Image: Bloodhound, your Firemen! Keep them from suffocating Nidhogg!

Bloodhound: Get down there, maggots!

*You SWEAR you hear the 'Sir yes sir!' from all the way from Images ships as the Firemen go down there-armed with Fire magic, incendiary weapons of all sorts, and powerful flamethrowers that would make the Pyro of TF2 totally jealous, they can easily melt the Ice the Tazzes attempt to form. You also question the Glue's ability to take intense heat and keep consistency: It's indestructible, but does that disqualify it from melting? It had to be gooey at some point...*

[Sir Sivelos]

Ugh. *SIVELOS begins spamming ULTIMATE SWORD BLASTS at the new troops.* Tazz, I'll keep them busy! You handle Nidhogg! *SIVELOS unleashes an ULTIMATE MACH TORNADO, which sweeps up a couple troops whilst damaging others heavily.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Silvelos'es dealing with the Fireman allows Tazz to clog up more pores! He's now back to the 2/3rds clogged you had before!*

Nidhogg: ...What...Is...This?!

*Nidhogg's whole body glows, and from every surface of him that isn't covered comes out a horde of explosive looking orbs. They look EXCEPTIONALLY dangerous! Tazz goes in to start sweeping them away from the Ice. Clockstoppers and Firemen hit on Nidhogg's backside, looking to melt away the glue and kill you guys.*

*NIDHOGG DEATH IN 10 SECONDS! HOLD THEM OFF!*