The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Well too bad, I won't tell. o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It is at this point that the massive crowd of trolls-all of which went unseen in Homestuck in their entierty and were unrelated to it-crowd around the Bronze Elder Soul, many with an almost reverant look.*

Tazz:...OK...

TBES: To cut a long story short, I was very directly responsible for the salvation of the entire Troll Race when Armageddon hit, as well as the breaking of Paradox Space. I didn't really stick around, never claimed to have any relation to divinity, or really anything that put me as anything more than the ghost of an old soldier, but...

Storm: Gear, you're a good man who does the right thing. Admiration comes naturally.

Gear: Yes...I just didn't expect this much...

*It is now blatantly clear that these Trolls have a deep respect for The Bronze Elder Soul, AKA Gear. Being the sole reason you survived armageddon and your species persists to this day kind of makes you a big deal, after all...*

[Sir Sivelos]

So... What now?

.3.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Gear: While I was out...I found another Superdimensional barrier-a third Superdimension. Head there, find more Elder Souls. Isn't very hard. Here's the coordinates. I need to get my bearings for this place... *Gear hands Tazz a sheet of coordinates, then goes off, with the gaggle of trolls following him.*

Tazz:...Lovely...Captain, set a course.

Storm: We'll be there in a flash.

[Sir Sivelos]

*LIGHT CHAOS, who has been standing silent the whole time, suddenly pipes up.*

Light Chaos: I must warn you... My counterpart resides within that Superdimension. It is much more dangerous than I. Be wary of us. I must stay here. Important business that we must attend shall be occurring here, quite soon. We will meet again. Farewell. *With that, L.C. leaps off the deck and flies off. He vanishes into the Horizon a few moments later.*

...Well. That happened.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz:...So, business as usual until then, I suppose?

[windsagesety]

Since you lot have no sanity, I need your help.

Your mission today, is to take down one of the most evil beings in existence.

His name...

...
...
...
... Is Blastoyse

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Switches the picture with that of Venuusor*

VENUUSOR!! *Shoots the picture of Venuusor and Windsage behind it*

BLASTOYSE, I DID IT!

[Ganyu]

Get that hideous visage of a regressed Galapalgos pile of fecal matter out of my sight.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

BLASTOYSE ISN'T A...WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

HE'S THE WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

...*removes the picture*...But of course.

...So now we wait. Ugh.