The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: No, a D-E-E. The device required to penetrate the superdimensional barriers, the one Gear made us build. I think it's an Acronym...

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh. *the Waddle Dee goes over to Gear and looks at him in awe.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Waddle Dee then dies of happiness.*

...Urm, OK...ONWARDS!

[Sir Sivelos]

WADDLE DEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

L000000000000000000000000000000000000000000T!! *Shoves the L00T from the previous bosses at you-all three of them, as again, None of LC's stuff was in the L00T he generated.*

*Among the usual stuff, there's also Nidhogg's carapace shields, shed from him on his L00T$PL0$10N, which, though heavy, are basically better than the Gordo shield by the county mile. No such thing as Level restriction here, so go nuts with that. The True Bronze Golem dropped a lot of bronze, seemingly indestructible gears (it's now blatantly obvious who upgraded the Moonrock Golems) that even Ultimate Galaxia fails to even scratch. Or any other weapon you try. Could be useful for upgrades...Lastly, Velvetine's Mace, a Legendary Mace with the same effect as his mail-and it stacks, too. If you're using the Mail, might as well use the Mace.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey, if the Niddy Carapace Shields are capable of being moved, then yeah, they're better than the Gordo Shield. But anyway... I picked this up from L.C.'s L00T. *SIVELOS holds up a shield as white as snow, with glowing blue inscriptions on it. The inscriptions seem to be in an ancient, indecipherable language. The shield is known as the Archangel's Aegis. Any attack that comes in contact with it will deal one point of damage, no matter what. It also reflects statuses. The only problem with it is that it is bloody enormous, fit for L.C. himself. Anybody who is below 7 feet tall will have trouble wielding the shield. Also, the aforementioned effects will only take effect if the shield is up and at the ready. If it is equipped but not being used, then it will not work.*

Neat, eh? Apparently, this is a unique L00T drop from L.C. himself. .3.

[Wander]

DAMN I'M SHORTER THAN 7 FEET I:<

Me too. Actually, I think I'm shorter than you.

HA

YOU LOSER

Shut up.

okay I:

[Sir Sivelos]

((Icy why would you say that XD))

Well, I'm not either. So... *SIVELOS deequips the Archangel's Aegis to his inventory.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Gear: Let me see how heavy that thing is...

*Gear-a very burly and well-built man of 6-foot-6-takes the shield and wields it with relative ease in his off-hand...He DID hurl that True Bronze Golem quite a ways, so this isn't entirely surprising.*

Tazz:...Well. That works...*Tazz writes down the 'indecipherable' inscriptions on a piece of parchment for future reference.*

[Dragotech]

*Does more existing*

*Starts throwing splash potions of healing all over the place*

Go visit that Blocky World of Blocks some time! Just watch out for the Creepers... they explode.