The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

'Our grand problem' is murdering the Dark Writs to death BEFORE they kickstart the Armageddon via killing the Black, and figuring out how the Elder Souls came back from the dead...The Arms of Atlas are a way to stop the Dark Writs from doing just that. Take the keys, and hope they don't have lockpicks...

Gear: I am an OLD man and I was there for when the Black gave out those weapons...Archeon shouldn't be Chaos'es at all-that belonged to another guy...He was called...Urm...Uhh...

...Uhh...OH, I remember now! His name was Baal. I think he's some kind of Daemon Overlord that's as tough as hell to kill.

Tazz: BAAL?!?! *Goes into an even more explicitive-laden rant*

Gear:...And I'm right. Why did I have to be right on that?...Ugh...The guy who got the Arms of Atlas, however...I've got no clue. I cannot remember for the life of me.

[Sir Sivelos]

It's okay, Gear. I'm sure you'll remember when the plot demands it when the time comes. But the thing is, Acheron and Archangel's Aegis, last I checked, weren't Chaos's actual weapons. I guess he got hold of these some how... HOW he did that, I'm not sure. His actual weapons were... Were... Oh, god, I can't remember either...

...Oh right, and is it Daemon or Demon?

[Ganyu]

We're all mad here, Sir Sivelos.

[Sir Sivelos]

So, Mr. Ecrivain... What's it like being ethereal? Or... technically, Bloodhound bound you to this world. Never mind...

[Ganyu]

Bloodhound thought it bound me to this plane. If there was a spell to bind me to anything, only I would know of it.

[Sir Sivelos]

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A twist! Seems like Bloodhound isn't as adept as he thinks.

[Ganyu]

Sir Sivelos hurt itself in confusion!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: Well, not PERMANENTLY anyways...But these ARE Elder Souls. They have a habit of bending the rules of reality by, you know...Existing.

Gear: Those weapons were gifts from the Black-or at least the Aegis was, I have literally no clue how the Archeon got into his hands...

Tazz: Silvy, you thought those guys were ridiculous? You haven't met Baal. You just HAVE NOT met Baal. Baal is one of those few Elder Souls that have existed PRIOR to this whole rebirth craziness we have to deal with-and that alone should say everything.

[Dragotech]

*Pretends to have any idea of what's going on*

Yeah... That guy.

*Dark Drago continues existing in this plane* ... *Used facepalm attack*

[Sir Sivelos]

Baal, huh? And still, is he a daemon or demon?

Light Chaos: Baal is indeed a formidable force... Though I cannot match up to him now in terms of power as of now, my intelligence and wit should be of use to you. For now, I shall walk by your side. Consider me an ally. *LIGHT CHAOS has joined the party as an ally! ...Wow, L.C.'s defenses are insane! They're literally too high for charts to handle. Anybody who can sense energy would get a headache trying to determine this guy's absurd defenses. His HP seems to be as high as his defenses as well, making this guy the perfect Stone Wall.* The vast intelligence of my true form has been passed down unto me. I assume this will prove useful.

...Looks like we got an ally!