The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta looks around at the room, trying to find where the shots were coming from. "What is going on? What did you drag us into this time, Aura!?"

Aura gives Vegeta a cheap nervous grin, and shrugs.

[Sir Sivelos]

CON SARN IT VEGETA, JUST KILL THEM! *DMK begins throwing out DARK MACH TORNADOES, sweeping throughout the room. SIVELOS, on the other hand, uses a level 9999: TESLA CHARGE! A powerful electric AoE is distributed, inflicting large DoT within its radius. Any enemies who were hit now suffer from paralysis.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Scopemen-ALL OF THEM-get off the floor in response to the TESLA CHARGE, though some still get swept up by the DARK MACH TORNADO and horribly perish. Those who didn't horribly perish return to ground level and resume shooting. Meanwhile, the Elite Scopemen (of which there are now two, previously three) have finished prep and are ready to fire their Telescopes! Which they do.*

*It's like rapid fire sniper rifles. That's just cheating! Except it's not cheating!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm... *SIVELOS uses TECH: TEMPORAL MARATHON, level 9999!!! SIVELOS, at speeds faster than light, proceeds to unleash powerful combos with the ULTIMATE GALAXIA onto the ELITE SCOPEMEN.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It works without a hitch, though they take a lot of damage before going down and Temporal Marathon ends as soon as the second one goes. More Scopemen spawn in.*

Tazz: THEY'RE WEAK TO -insert rapid string of explicitives here- FIRE! KILL THEM WITH -insert more explicitives that would be sure to ban him from every forum in the world if it came to light here- FIRE! RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Gets stretched more.*

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta pushes Aura to the ground, and begins to fire a barrage of Yellow Ki blasts in every which direction, not caring who or what he hit at the moment. "Tch. The things I do because Aura dragged me into them," he grumbled to himself.

[Sir Sivelos]

Is that so? *SIVELOS uses tech: CAUGHT IN THE CROSS-FIRE, level 9999!!! Several sun-like fireballs spawn, bouncing and ricocheting off every surface they come in contact with. Upon contact, they release potent fiery explosions, but continue bouncing around. Fireballs keep on spawning, making them hard to avoid.*

[Dragotech]

What?! Your Dragotech is evolving!!
Congratulations your Dragotech evolved into Chibi Dragotech!!

What?!

[Sir Sivelos]

OH MY GOD HE'S SO ADORABLE *places ChibiDrago in a basket* There. Now stay and look adorable.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ominous Voice: Processing data...Processed. Deploying Flaming Pizza Delivery Dudes.

*Flaming Pizza Delivery Dudes are Pizza Delivery Dudes that are on fire and like it. They're also stupidly dangerous thanks to their ability to turn into a giant flaming pizza and literally roll all over you. To say nothing of the lethal madness that is pizza. As expected of Pizza Delivery dudes, they're resistant to Ki, though one goes down because of a BRUTAL AFFRONT of a Ki Blast. As they're on fire, they're immune to fire, and soak up your Crossfire Fireballs like nothing, leaving room for the Scopemen to do their duty. At this juncture, twelve Scopemen (all regular) and eight FPDD's remain.*

Ominous Voice: Wave one out of additional troops. Prepping Wave two...

Tazz: -Insert more badwords blahblahblah here.- KILL THOSE -insert more badwords- NOW!