The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh... *SIVELOS uses TECH: Caught ya, SNAKE! All enemies' evasion levels have been set to zero, guaranteeing hits. SIVELOS then proceeds to attack them with ULTIMATE GALAXIA*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sadly, it's not THAT easy. The Actor-Ninjas ALL activate 'Walk it off,' which requires using speed as accuracy to target themselves to ignore those bad boosts, and due to their INSANELY superior speed, nobody fails, allowing their evasion boosts to return to normal. You gut one before they resume being hyper-annoying. You don't have the energy to repeat that 39 times, and you feel the Bada** Actor Ninja can tank a few hits, so more than that...*

Tazz: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW -insert badwords here-!!!!! USE SOMETHING LIKE SHOOOOOOWWWWCK WAVE OR AERIAL ACE ALREADY! USE SOMETHING THAT CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWT BE EVADED!!! IF IT HAS ANY CHANCE OF BEING DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWDGED, IT'LL BE DODGED! ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW -insert explicitives here-?!!??!?!

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh yeah. D'oh. *SIVELOS uses tech: INVERTED DRILL, level 9999!!! SIVELOS performs a powerful drill dash stright through the Actor-Ninja. The accuracy of the tech is set, and it is virtually unavoidable!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Before we check...Does that mean that they LITERALLY, ACTUALLY CANNOT avoid it, or is there a microscopic chance of evasion here?*

[Sir Sivelos]

*No chance of being avoided. At all.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Bada** Actor-Ninja has been gibbed. Whoop. I hope you have AOE versions of undodgeable attacks.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh... I think I do. Oh right. *SIVELOS uses TECH: TRICK ATTACK, level 9999! All enemies take a large amount of unavoidable damage.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Those Actor-Ninjas are very low, but these aren't regular Ninjas so they still survive. This also procs their 'Clutch Performer' ability, which buffs attack to the high heavens when at low HP. They use this opportunity to target Tazz. Use this opportunity to kill them before they one-shot him. Yeah, they have low accuracy...They could learn a thing from your unavoidable attacks.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues to spam TRICK ATTACK, level 9999.*

CON SARN IT DIEEEEEEEEE

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*They die to the first one.*

Ominous Voice: ...Out of units to deploy?...Unit shortage noted. Boss Wave incoming. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die. Prepare to die...

Tazz: *Currently he cannot communicate aside from explicitives, shrieks of pain, and explicitives with shrieks of pain modifying them. We'll just ignore him for now, shall we?*