The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Dragotech]

*steps in front of Tazz*

Fine Voice in my head that says defend that guy...

Uses Level 99 Shield of Void to absorb the energy of the attack.

[Ganyu]

*casts a fully-powered Reality Mirror* The attack is reflected off and the group is saved.

"We shall see if it get survive its own attack."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It bounces off of MACHOKARP harmlessly and back at you, though at this point greatly dispersed and much weaker, where the Shield of Void soaks up the attack.*

*Drago has a CARAMEL HAMMER, but not the stats to use it. Sivelos has a SNIKERS BAZOOKA ready to go. Ecrivain will need candy to start abusing the Diabetes and subsequently harm MACHOKARP to speed things along.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS fires the SNICKERS BAZOOKA into Machokarp's mouth whilst he is distracted with Drago and Ecrivain.* YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP, unable to catch the incoming candy missile, shuts his mouth when the Snicker's comes in, cleaving it in half and saving him some damage. The effect is still roughly the same, and MACHOKARP chokes while trying to get it out of his system. His Diabetes meter is 1/8th full, and he is vulnerable! You'd better move quickly and start attacking before the effect wears off!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses GOD TECH: THUNDERSTRUCK, level 9999!!! A massive thunderbolt comes out of nowhere and strikes Machokarp with precise accuracy. Machokarp has been...

THUNDERSTRUCK*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: -Insert unintelligable badwords kind of directed at MACHOKARP here-

MACHOKARP: OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!....I LIKED THAT SONG TOO...BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR MINE!

*MACHOKARP's vulnerable period has ended. His Diabetes meter is still 1/8th full.*

*MACHOKARP USES LV. 9999 TRAINTECH: GONNA FLY NOW!*

*You are ALL bombarded with images of MACHOKARP doing training in a Rocky-Style montage to the tune of Bill Conti's "Gonna Fly Now," completely unable to do anything to stop it. When it is over, ALL of MACHOKARP's PHYSICAL stats are maximized (this includes physical attack, defense, HP AND Speed, but NOT special attack and special defense), he's flying, And he's Nullproof for one round-you can't bring him down to normal for this round, so you'll have to suffer one move of ridiculous stats. Oh, and "Gonna Fly Now" is still blaring in the background, but that's not to be complained about.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hooo boy. *SIVELOS uses tech: SOVEREIGN'S SHIELD, level 9999!!! You know that this does.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It naturally fails because you already used Wrath of the Sovereign, which does the same thing (as well as buff attack). You can't Maximize your defense twice over!*

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 9999 TESTOSTERARM! With the blinding light of PURE TESTOSTERONE shining from MACHOKARP's RIGHT hand, he flies down to the surface, punching the ground and unleashing a wave of PURE TESTOSTERONE AND DESTRUCTION!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: TEMPORAL MARATHON! Before the attack hits, SIVELOS zooms over to behind Machokarp, and unleashes TECH: TESLA CHARGE, level 9999!!! High lightning AoE, paralysis, and high lightning DoT.*